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CAT'S DIARY)))))))

Morning. This fool got up
She scratched her hair
Sleepily creeps into the bathroom -
There her gift awaits.
Not in a pot, but as usual
I put it on the floor myself.
Let it be annoying, cleaning -
Good morning dear!
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Waited until this
Will crawl out of the toilet.
I am under your feet. Oh, stumbled!
Happened! Has come back!
++++++++ ..
An old woman went out to breakfast,
Pours coffee into a mug
Wild miav - and all things -

Happened! Spilled!
++++++++.
Okay, you can rest
Drop a couple of lines into the diary,
I will write down, not flattering myself:
The morning was not lived in vain.
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Day. Mentally slept off
I was just going to make a mess
And here, damn it, as luck would have it,
I was not particularly lucky.
I saw, put on clothes,
The snout painted everything
I thought I was rushing somewhere,
Fuck you understand when you come back
And she grabbed me
She dragged me to the barn
That bastard gave me an injection -
The vaccination date has come.
Nothing, for these torments
I answered adequately:
Injections spoil my skin
She got a leather jacket.
I didn't waste time -
On the way I tore my jacket
And her pants are made of leather
So I did it - God forbid!
From now on he will remember, maybe:
Don't fucking cure me!
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A little later I tore a toy -
Turtle pillow.
So carried away by this business,
That the owner did not notice.
Ogreb on the head is not weak -
What a filthy woman!
I was not looking for a case for revenge -
I pissed under the bed right there.
But fucking fucked up again -
I immediately fell into her hands,
Like the last moron
She drove her mugs in a puddle.
How I fought back - I don't know myself!
So now I stink of urine
Like I'm a night vase
The little brother of the toilet.
It will probably wash me +
Maybe in the evening he will forget? ..
Pinched in a quiet place -
Coming up plans for revenge.
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With the most honest face
I tore the wallpaper in the hallway -
I have instinct - period!
(like, there is no scratching post +)
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She decided to rest
Puzzles, fool, laid out.
Well, I'll give her the opportunity
Collect them in the corners.
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Evening. This soap was me
(here's the infection, don't forget!)
What a disgusting thing, I don't understand
Who am I to her - stupid Mumu?
He took revenge on her for washing:
I broke a couple of cups.
Heard her screeching -
My soul felt better.
To top it off to break
I tore off the curtain in the kitchen.
I jumped for a long time, but got:
Happened! Cut off!
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Closer to the night.
This cream smears on the snout,
It means that soon it will go to bed,
The light is still on, just
I will sum up the daily balance.
Overall, the day went well
The overweight behind me is real:
Score in today's tournament
In my favor, seven - four.
I'm quite happy with the score
The rest is honestly earned.
That's it, you can go to bed
Tomorrow will be a day again +
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P.S.
Yes, more, perhaps, you can
Scream heart-rendingly at night
Raise it a couple of times -
Don't shit, damn it, sleep well)))))))