Я всех умней, но это незаметно.  Хотелось бы...

I'm smarter than everyone, but it's invisible.

I wish someone wanted ...

Hippo - how much in this sound!

My nationality is not very ...

Did the armless hairdresser cut you?

It was not a herring under a fur coat.

Yes, I do not drink, but I do not drink this.

The bed was fun and noisy ...

The control shot did little to fix ...

A sad look ... Are you not a sex therapist?

Legs prevented running for beer.

You can’t be recognized directly! Carry a passport.

And everything would come true! ... But the alarm rang.

What to fix! I was already born ...

Your brains and my diploma! ..

I checked. You are not sick of me.

How lovely! Are these your legs?

Surrendered three times. One is good.

My baby. Although spoiled by the school ...

Is this a salary ?! Do not like...

Well, just sent in the ass, come in ...

No, what are you, I'm not married, I'm on business ...

Yes, drop it: "a doctor, not a doctor ..." You undress!

I love children! In a good sense of the word.

I do not kiss! It is distracting.

Why don’t you want me?

Admire me. To the right ... Get out of there.

IQ is good, but could be a three-digit ...

He would undress, but people ... and snowdrifts ...

Well what can I say about the logarithms? ..

Sick, wake up! You are already being opened.

"You act. I will sleep," said conscience.

Go lie down. Preferably on the rails.

I ask you not to believe the whole truth about me.

Ma'am! .. (That's all. Further obscene.)

And I, like everyone else, am an opponent of conformism!

Do not sleep, otherwise they will be recorded as a volunteer.

When I die, please - without glee ...
The worse the voice, the shorter the skirt ...

I'm not foolish. I’m generally like that.

Shining your mind. Sorry, the fool got ...

Love is evil, but there’s no goat ...

Love you. Just in a very rare form.

Loving you with you is easier than without you ...

Lie silent! And then I'm confused ...

And are you submissive to love? This is age ...

I forgot. Why are we secluded?

Is it easy for me to feel stiff all the time?

I am in love, no doubt. But in whom?

I’m even stupid at times smarter than necessary ...

Yes, you know how to trifle in large ways ...

How tired it is to pretend to be normal ...

It's nice to be dressed in bare facts.

You dreamed about me! Do not dare to unlock!

You look at the background of idiots.

Would you give me ... And it is also possible.

In "love you" Freudian there is something!

They don’t choose loved ones and relatives ...

You do not confuse temperament with fussiness ...

Are you not happy with me, honey? And have to.

He even eats drying with a knife and a fork!

Are you just lying or with a hint?

We are deeply superficial people!

Every time you are banal in a new way.

He missed the green serpent ... (epitaph)

You would all have a monument! And then you will not remember ...

He was frightened of thoughts from a habit.

Nasty, but in a good way ...

He was happy twice - at the wedding and divorced.

Normality is inappropriate in this world.

With me - her? Well, this is not treason.

Do not sacrifice yourself when not asked!

What I want, I won’t do it!

How women are insidious: they do not want to!

I loved you. With a stock and not eat ...

Oh, don't bother me being miserable!

Dived from mosquitoes - leeches came.

Not so much - but immensely!

Sick of all swallowed insults ...

Go away, I'm not so alone!

Today, your stupidity in the acute phase ...

You bought the wrong one. AND TOO LOW !!!

How hard it is to pretend that we know each other ...

I love people, but only in small doses.

I can do everything - when it’s not necessary.

Where did you lose your temper?

And he lied sincerely and was honestly mistaken.