Когда я стану бабушкою старенькой, я волосы покрашу...

When I become an old grandmother,
I will dye my hair purple.
And I’ll throw nafig boots out of the house ...
Or maybe I’ll leave them for the summer.

I’ll get myself five dogs
or maybe goats, on the fifth floor.
And I will listen as a neighbor
I’m obscured by a wall.

I’ll sleep during the day, while everyone is at work,
and at night, depriving these reptiles of sleep,
I'm a light angel in very heavy flesh
I'll dance the waltz to the music of Rammstein.

Yes ... don’t forget, throw a ball from the balcony,
filled with water with black mascara
When some losharik goes,
at the request of my miserable old woman:

- Like, look, my dear, I dropped ...
(I don’t know what exactly).
So, you need to book the door now ...
As long as I remember and think ...

I'll be a very sweet old woman
well, maybe a little gang bang,
And I order myself a bronze club for myself ...
Eh, the main thing is that the memory does not bounce)