Курсы английского.
Первый урок, английский для начинающих:
"Три ведьмы разглядывают трое часов "Свотч". Какая из ведьм разглядывает какие часы?"
Теперь по английски!
Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watches which swatch watch?
Второй урок, английский для продвинутых учеников:
"Три ведьмы-трансвеститки разглядывают три кнопочки на часах "Свотч". Какая из ведьм-трансвеститок разглядывает какую кнопочку на часах "Свотч"?"
Теперь по английски!
Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?
Третий и последний урок, английский для абсолютных профессионалов:
"Три швейцарских ведьмы-сучки, желающих изменить свой пол, разглядывают три кнопочки на часах "Свотч". Какая из швейцарских ведьм-сучек, желающих изменить свой пол,разглядывает какую кнопочку на часах "Свотч"?"
Теперь по английски!
Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches, watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch, which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch switch?
Первый урок, английский для начинающих:
"Три ведьмы разглядывают трое часов "Свотч". Какая из ведьм разглядывает какие часы?"
Теперь по английски!
Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watches which swatch watch?
Второй урок, английский для продвинутых учеников:
"Три ведьмы-трансвеститки разглядывают три кнопочки на часах "Свотч". Какая из ведьм-трансвеститок разглядывает какую кнопочку на часах "Свотч"?"
Теперь по английски!
Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?
Третий и последний урок, английский для абсолютных профессионалов:
"Три швейцарских ведьмы-сучки, желающих изменить свой пол, разглядывают три кнопочки на часах "Свотч". Какая из швейцарских ведьм-сучек, желающих изменить свой пол,разглядывает какую кнопочку на часах "Свотч"?"
Теперь по английски!
Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches, watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch, which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch switch?
English courses.
First lesson, English for beginners:
“Three witches look at three Swatch watches. Which of the witches looks at which watch?”
Now in English!
Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watches which swatch watch?
Second lesson, English for advanced students:
“Three transvestite witches look at three buttons on a Swatch watch. Which of the transvestite witches looks at which button on a Swatch watch?”
Now in English!
Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?
The third and final lesson, English for absolute professionals:
“Three Swiss witches-knots who want to change their gender look at the three buttons on a Swatch watch. Which of the Swiss witches bitches who want to change their gender look at which button on a Swatch watch?”
Now in English!
Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches, watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch, which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch switch?
First lesson, English for beginners:
“Three witches look at three Swatch watches. Which of the witches looks at which watch?”
Now in English!
Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watches which swatch watch?
Second lesson, English for advanced students:
“Three transvestite witches look at three buttons on a Swatch watch. Which of the transvestite witches looks at which button on a Swatch watch?”
Now in English!
Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?
The third and final lesson, English for absolute professionals:
“Three Swiss witches-knots who want to change their gender look at the three buttons on a Swatch watch. Which of the Swiss witches bitches who want to change their gender look at which button on a Swatch watch?”
Now in English!
Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches, watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch, which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch switch?
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