Друзья, такой вопрос. Когда эти дети начинают ползать,...

Friends, such a question. When these kids start to crawl, how much time is there to get going? When to release on a big voyage around the house? And for the safety of my house / apartment I have a brain explosion ???????? and now it is already flowing down the walls. What to block where, how, with what? Block, please, better than me, before I go crazy with horror and questions. Sockets, I see. Chemistry-first-aid kit upward (how much upward? And how much chemistry?). But wire killers are pain. They are everywhere. Eternally stuck "the most necessary" (dada ????), about chronically charging mobile phones / iPads I will not say anything at all, these wires spend more time with me than any living person: they sleep with me, eat with me, sometimes play ... are these pilots? Where are they and how? There is a minefield on Petra: the ENTIRE apartment is in wires on the floor, huge flower pots and two-meter trees in them, floor lamps, low window sills, tablecloths, for which it is so sweet to pull, and on these tablecloths there is a whole city-state ... The apartment is large and there are more depraved places there than I can withstand / persuade loved ones to help me cover them.
Let me explain to myself. I’m somehow not very afraid of sharp corners (maybe in vain, but so far) and other things that offend the child, even very offensive. I am afraid of the deadly and the disabled. Everything else, I think, you can survive.
And I ask you to understand me correctly: the child is the first, there are no spare ones, we are already used to it and we love it, therefore, if possible, I ask you without # I beg you, # don't turn around and other natural selection. I respect him with all due respect, but I don’t want sad statistics.