Первый урок, английский для начинающих: "Три ведьмы разглядывают...

Первый урок, английский для начинающих:

"Три ведьмы разглядывают
трое часов "Свотч". Какая из ведьм разглядывает какие часы?"

Теперь
по английски!

Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which
witch watches which swatch watch?

Второй урок, английский для
продвинутых учеников:

"Три ведьмы-трансвеститки разглядывают три
кнопочки на часах
"Свотч".Какая из ведьм-трансвеститок
разглядывает какую кнопочку на
часах "Свотч"?"

Теперь по
английски!

Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch
switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?

Третий
и последний урок, английский для абсолютных профессионалов:

"Три
швейцарских ведьмы-сучки, желающих изменить свой пол, разглядывают
три
кнопочки на часах "Свотч". Какая из lвейцарских ведьм-сучек,
желающих
изменить свой пол,разглядывает какую кнопочку на часах
"Свотч"?"

Теперь
по английски!

Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be
switched swiss
witch-bitches, watch three swiss Swatch watch
switches. Which swiss
witch-bitch, which wishes to be a switched
swiss witch-bitch, wishes to
watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?
First lesson, English for beginners:

"Three witches stare
three hours "Swatch". Which witch is looking at which watch? "

Now
in English!

Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which
witch watches which swatch watch?

Second lesson, English for
advanced students:

"Three transvestite witches look at three
buttons on the watch
"Swatch." Which of the transvestite witches
examines which button on
Swatch watch? "

Now on
English!

Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch
switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?

Third
and the last lesson, English for absolute professionals:

"Three
swiss witches looking to change their gender are looking at
three
Buttons on the Swatch watch. Which of the Swiss witch bitches
wanting
change your gender, looks at which button on the watch
"Swatch?"

Now
in English!

Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be
switched swiss
witch-bitches, watch three swiss swatch watch
switches. Which swiss
witch-bitch, which wishes to be a switched
swiss witch-bitch, wishes to
watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?
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