не надо класть в салаты гренки они царапают...

do not put croutons in salads
 they scratch their face

almost came said susanin
 picking coconut on the go

 by dizziness
 the gingerbread man moved

“I don’t give a shit,” said Gennady,
and the bartender completed the order

go to the bathhouse and from there
 by plane and to Leningrad

I did not want to offend you
 by chance just lucky

where to stab sister asked
 a gingerbread man grunted in the nape

You send twenty brackets.
Oh, how I love your laugh.

since there’s not much time
 I'll briefly explain

since he learned morse code
 i can't sleep in the rain

everyone who graduated from school of life
 handed marble diploma

don't listen to your inner voice
 he hasn’t been here outside

ate slept and then suddenly
 got over to kill

and in the refrigerator at night
 food is healthier and tastier

that I felt sorry for you
 I regretted many times

who drank with the lyrical hero
 let him drag him home

and shortly after the burial
 you will become a lady of worms ...

should a decent tit
 be able to control yourself

I am a pacifist and quietly waiting
 when the enemy is killed by another

I think means I exist
 but the reverse is not a fact

came alzheimer with parkinson
 and shook my hand for a long time

nothing lasts forever under the moon
 brought my doctor from afar

nothing lasts forever under the moon
 brought my doctor from afar

momentary gusts
 often darn your whole life

Parmesan loaded wagon train
 went to Donetsk partisans

About alcohol - I know the norm
 but I can’t drink so much

me vodka roar of the spaceport
 and icy blue

goes through life hedgehog thought
 Oh, that would end the fog

what self-control is necessary
 five years withstand brandy

give TV to the poor
 to make them poorer

husband returned from the Internet
 and at home with a smile

and here at the tannin wake
 sits from tears swollen ball

how many good girls
 my wife doesn't let me love

and I would become the Minister of Culture
 I feel like fucking

here came the bride of a corpse
 the nurse shouted tactfully

out of place today
 why did he get up on the wrong foot

around three de grumbles malevich
 takes and sculpts a black cube

you are very constrained natalya
 let me loosen the chain

seized from pirates yesterday
 fifteen grams yo ho ho

Olga has a heart of stone
 you better shoot in the head

Petrovich pacified pride
 but the fart did not succeed

you are not a pruness
 in my dream my pea

in the distance having noticed a nudist beach
 barge haulers almost ran

“Salieri, friend, let me die!”
“Notice, I didn't say that!”

I'll bury you right here right now
 the conductor was yelling at us in the pit

sit buddy listen kafka
 because kafka is a lie but a hint in it

there is no more place in my soul
 looking for someone to remove

Gifts for this New Year.
 Those who survive will receive.
(not mine)))