есть такая профессия "тыжфотограф" ___________________ часто на съемках...

there is such a profession "tyzhfotograf"
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often on the set, they literally shove some kind of soap box or telephone and say:
take a photo of ours
I don't even know where the shutter button is, I say
- I do not know how to use it
make round eyes
- well, you are a photographer
hence the conclusion 1
"Tyzhfofoto" shoots perfectly everything that comes under the arm of a photo phone or a matchbox
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or a friend is calling
-Listen to me here advertising needs to be done, banner, leaflets, background replace
I answer
you need a designer
- well, you are a photographer
-So what ?
-Well you own a photoshop
Conclusion 2 "tyzhfografot" is also a designer and creatives and slogans maker
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or they are sure to ask once a month
, and advise which camera to buy?
I'm starting to ask
-and what for what there are good entry-level SLRs optics can be picked up
Yes, we do not have something simpler
- there are good ones without a mirror, etc.
- Yes, it’s not at all easier for us; we were in the store. The seller advised us to casio. So the red one. 12 megapixels. Is it good?
-hh I do not understand in soap trays, especially since there are a lot of different
- well, you are a photographer
Conclusion 3 "tyzhfoprofoto" knows absolutely all cameras and all their technical characteristics even if they are released yesterday and can distinguish them by color and shape of the body
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or write
- we have professional pictures you can process and make a book
- it is necessary to look at the quality
(with pride) -professional
-oxe a couple of photos you need to look
and then the guard peresveta, on the street aperture 11 and the eerie soap and half in blue tint, in exif I climb there 5 d mark 2 + kit campaign.
-a without this blue there?
is already processed
I say either BW or blue will remain
-and here it is impossible to do as here (link to my wedding)
-it had to do it right away when shooting right now
-Well, do you like your job?
Conclusion 4 "tyzhfograf" everything can then in Photoshop draw a picture of the bokeh of color, sharpness is all done then and when shooting without a difference how and what was shot
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or else you go somewhere on a weekday call
-Hello
-Hello
-how are you ?
-Yes, good
-Where are you now?
Yes, that's food (blah blah blah)
- and you do not have a fotik with you, but I need to remove the facade and the interior of the building.
O_o
Conclusion 5 of course I will pick a "tyzhfograf" never part with the camera even sleeps with it
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and still make calls like
-And where in Photoshop button background change
or here in the morning video calls
-I for the cover photo put one on the other and how to soften the edges
and when you get awake, you’re trying to recall what you need to click on and how to explain on the phone what the layer mask icon looks like
Conclusion 6 of the "tyzhfotograf" Photoshop in the brain is loaded and on any very stupid question he can find the answer
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or invited you to a holiday come
and they
, you did not take a fotik?
-No, I came to rest
Who will take pictures of us?
Conclusion 7 "tyzhfofotografy" do not like to relax in principle
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one lady writes in contact
-Hello)) Hello)) I was advised to you. Vasya Pupkin needs a photographer who could charity make a shot to advertise a fur salon))) advertising will hang around the city. what's your suggestion?
I answer
-Hello) Charity - providing disinterested help to those who need it. (from Wikipedia) the fur salon really can’t be attributed to the poor or needy
she did not read my answer yet
-Hot)))) found))
and later reading replies
-kosyak RA, and not salon
Conclusion 8 "tyzhfotografy" big workaholics are ready to work in order to then enjoy their work on city billboards