Первый урок, английский для начинающих:  "Три ведьмы разглядывают...

Первый урок, английский для начинающих: 

"Три ведьмы разглядывают трое часов "Свотч". Какая из ведьм разглядывает какие часы?" 

Теперь по английски! 

Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watches which swatch watch? 

Второй урок, английский для продвинутых учеников: 

"Три ведьмы-трансвеститки разглядывают три кнопочки на часах 
"Свотч".Какая из ведьм-трансвеститок разглядывает какую кнопочку на 
часах "Свотч"?" 

Теперь по английски! 

Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch? 

Третий урок, английский для абсолютных профессионалов: 

"Три швейцарских ведьмы-сучки, желающих изменить свой пол, разглядывают 
три кнопочки на часах "Свотч". Какая из lвейцарских ведьм-сучек, 
желающих изменить свой пол,разглядывает какую кнопочку на часах 
"Свотч"?" 

Теперь по английски! 

Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss 
witch-bitches, watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss 
witch-bitch, which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to 
watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?
First lesson, English for beginners:

"Three witches are looking at three Swatch clocks. Which of the witches is looking at which clock?"

Now in English!

Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watches which swatch watch?

Second lesson, English for advanced learners:

"Three transvestite witches look at three buttons on the clock
"Swatch". Which of the transvestite witches looks at which button on
watch "Swatch"? "

Now in English!

Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?

Third lesson, English for Absolute Professionals:

"Three Swiss bitches who want to change their sex are looking at
three buttons on the Swatch watch. Which one of the ltwiss witch bitches
who want to change their gender, looks at which button on the clock
Swatch?

Now in English!

Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss
witch-bitches, watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss
witch-bitch, which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to
watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?
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