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Put the kettle to boil, do not forget to pour water into it and turn it on! While the kettle is warming up, read the book to the child, get the corner of the book in the eye when the book ceases to please the baby. Then try to remove the child from the shaky chair, risking falling apart from the deathly tension and stomp. Pour yourself tea, do not scald when the child pushes his head under your arm and do not scald the child when he pulls the handle to the mug. Make yourself a sandwich while the tea cools down a little, be prepared that during this time the child will be asked twice for his hands and the same number of times on the floor, and he will dive upside down. Did you make a cheese sandwich? Well done :) sit on a chair. If in the process of sitting on a chair your pope thinks that the chair has become higher, look back, remove the child from the chair. Do not forget to move the saucer with the sandwich closer, by the way. Sit back in the chair. Again it seemed that he is above normal? Remove the child from it again. We sat down, congratulations. Take a mug of tea, but hold it firmly and lightly so that you can balance the liquid. Oh, this skill came in handy with the first sip of tea! Who crashed your forehead into your lap? That's right, Mom’s favorite creature. Tea burned? Not? Bang! And now? Put a mug, admire the picture "mom, on the hands" for 5 seconds, the child will still climb on your hands. Stroke the child on the head, get a nape in the chin. For some reason, the child needed the floor, release the child. The child escaped, somewhere on the border, where the corridor ends and the carpet of the room begins, the child stops abruptly and makes a puddle. Put a mug, a third sip and put the first “bite” of sandwich for later, step into the bathtub for a rag, wipe the puddle, remove the panties that you throw in the wash, wash the rag, hang it on a bucket under the battery in the bathroom. Put clean underpants on the baby. Return to the kitchen, your tea and your relaxation are waiting for you. Has the chair height changed again? Turn around and remove the child from the chair. Sit on a chair, get a BACH forehead in your lap. Tea just cooled down to the temperature you need. Finally bite the sandwich. Taken away? All? Not? What is left is yours. Drink tea, look after the runaway child. Drink tea, relax faster, while dying distracted from mom. 30 seconds you can not hear and can not see the child? The reason to call him. If after 10 seconds the call of the child does not respond, go in search. Somewhere on the border of the room’s carpet and another room, admire the child’s intensely pensive face, as if saying “mother, I poop.” Grab it soon, before the child pulls off his underpants, carry to the bathroom, pull off slippers on the way. Wash the baby ass, wash the underpants, wipe the baby, put on the panties on the baby ass, find slippers that were previously thrown off on the way to the room, put them on the baby. Return to the kitchen, warm the tea in a microwave wave. Sit on a chair, if in the process you again thought that the chair was unusually high, then follow the already worked out scheme. Or change the perception of the usual height of the chair, but we strongly recommend that you not sit on a child climbing on a chair. Keep resting, does the child carry the rest of the sandwich? Try to take it away, if it is still edible, if not, take it away in order to throw it away. But in any way you want to make another sandwich. Thank God, the child was engaged in transferring toys to the washing machine, just remember that the chat of toys lies there, so as not to accidentally wash a cardboard book, a flashlight, a toy car on the control and a singing hippo. While the child is busy, you manage to make yourself a sandwich number two. Bliiin, the child ran out of toys for transferring to a washing machine ... Only not in cereals, just not in a barn! A child proudly strides through the kitchen with a container of buckwheat. Oh mom mom. It was a distraction! Now collect buckwheat and no sandwich number two. Somewhere on the border of the carpet there is a roar - the child did not bring a sandwich, but stumbled and stretched across the carpet. Pat on the head, kiss the little knee, sing a song, swear not with your hands, distract the sorter. What does it mean "where is the sorter"? In the washing machine! Take the child to the kitchen, put him on a chair, hand in the sorter, warm the tea in the microwave again. Hammer already on a sandwich, take a cookie. Have a nice rest :))
And so every day mothers don’t do nifig.