много двустиший с просторов инета: не надо класть...

many couplets from the Internet:

do not put croutons in salads
they scratch their face

almost came said susanin
picking coconut on the go

by dizziness
the gingerbread man moved

“I don’t give a shit,” said Gennady,
and the bartender completed the order

go to the bathhouse and from there
by plane and to Leningrad

I did not want to offend you
by chance just lucky

where to stab sister asked
gingerbread man grunted in the back of his head

You send twenty brackets.
Oh, how I love your laugh.

since there’s not much time
I'll briefly explain

since he learned morse code
i can't sleep in the rain

everyone who graduated from school of life
handed marble diploma

don't listen to your inner voice
he hasn’t been here outside

ate slept and then suddenly
got over to kill

and in the refrigerator at night
food is healthier and tastier

that I felt sorry for you
I regretted many times

who drank with the lyrical hero
let him drag him home

and shortly after the burial
you will become a lady of worms ...

should a decent tit
be able to control yourself

I am a pacifist and quietly waiting
when the enemy is killed by another

I think means I exist
but the reverse is not a fact

came alzheimer with parkinson
and shook my hand for a long time

nothing lasts forever under the moon
brought my doctor from afar

nothing lasts forever under the moon
brought my doctor from afar

momentary gusts
often darn your whole life

Parmesan loaded wagon train
went to Donetsk partisans

About alcohol - I know the norm
but I can’t drink so much

me vodka roar of the spaceport
and icy blue

goes through life hedgehog thought
Oh, that would end the fog

what kind of composure
five years withstand brandy

give TV to the poor
to make them poorer

husband returned from the Internet
and at home with a smile

and here at the tannin wake
sits from tears swollen ball

how many good girls
my wife doesn't let me love

and I would become the Minister of Culture
I feel like fucking

here came the bride of a corpse
the nurse shouted tactfully

out of place today
why did he get up on the wrong foot

around three de grumbles malevich
takes and sculpts a black cube

you are very constrained natalya
let me loosen the chain

seized from pirates yesterday
fifteen grams yo ho ho

Olga has a heart of stone
you better shoot in the head

Petrovich pacified pride
but the fart did not succeed

you don’t smell the prickess
in my dream my pea

in the distance having noticed a nudist beach
barge haulers almost ran

“Salieri, friend, let me die!”
“Notice, I didn't say that!”

I'll bury you right here right now
the conductor screamed into our pit

sit buddy listen kafka
because kafka is a lie but a hint in it

there is no more place in my soul
looking for someone to remove

Gifts for this New Year.
Those who survive will receive.