А меня, как ни странно, задолбала интернет-безопасность. Решила...

And strangely enough, Internet security has bothered me. I decided to buy a few belongings in one online store. Chose, all is well, draw up. But the trick is that I do not remember the password and the client number, even though I remembered the mail under which I registered. They send me a password there. Okay, I'm going to the post office. And mail on Yandex and she is a thousand years old. I rarely use it, mainly for all kind of slag. And here dances with a tambourine begin. Yandex password is not enough, but I did not go there for two years. It’s necessary to enter all sorts of characters, change the phone number, confirm the phone number, give the answer to the security question, after which the miracle service tells me that nothing happened and I need to fill out the form for recovery. Everything would be fine, but in this questionnaire you must specify the date of registration of the box. It is written that it is possible approximately. Thy copper, it was more than ten years ago. I am writing on March 3, 2006; I don’t remember one hell when I registered it. I remember that I studied at the university. Of course, Yandex is not happy with this. I climb to watch the Old on the issue. Further, it turns out, it will only get worse, you need to take a picture, fuck, with your passport to prove to the whole world that it’s definitely me. I think that all went to hell. I return to the online store, trying to register under new mail. No, they already have my address in the base and it’s under the old one. Change mail in any way. And to order without registration in any way. Thy copper! I just want to buy a skirt, three sweaters and a T-shirt for myself. Payment of which upon receipt. But the feeling that I am recruiting a stellar landing. Going back to Yandex. No, here the truth is all hopeless, to restore essentially the mail I did not need at the cost of wild dances with a tambourine - somehow too much. And it won’t work out, even with dances, I don’t remember the date of registration of the box. Even roughly. Oh yes, it turns out you need to go in from the device on which it was registered, Yandex does not trust the new IPs and the whole world in general. Well, of course, now I am heading for the NSU terminal, if it still exists at all, I will find a time machine there and go from the ancient computer back in the 2000s. For reliability. Recall another fucking date. What is Yandex? Yandex advises just remembering, just remembering, fucking!
Lord, why, why such difficulties ?! Why can’t you just buy clothes without registering or calmly register again. Why is it necessary to arrange this surrealism in order to let me into my own mail. What is massive paranoia? The feeling that in the country some agents of special services live, and not ordinary people. Why such difficulties?
I’ll try to call Moscow, this very online store, maybe I can buy my own clothes. But honestly, I'm sick of it!