На злобу рабочего дня recycler'а: Вскочил с утра,...

To the rancor of the recycler’s working day:

Jumped in the morning, around 8
The sun through the window tells me to run!
Yesterday I sat until late again
I will come to work - they will give me a thrush
Clouds flooded downpour began
The umbrella as usual left to swing
On the door handle that slammed shut
Fuck him - flew to work!
 
Found my order on a freaking shelf
All toner cartridges again, well, Christmas trees!
What the moron did them last time?
It can’t be with me - I believed
Orgprint, Realtech, O-P-C and Veneta
A friendly quartet did it
Gave a quick test - change the case
After third-party you can’t meddle
These tankers don't know a single gram
Only everywhere is their advertisement stuck
I'll take this shit for parts
Although I will throw it later - who needs this?
 
Our manager does not like right away
The answer to the production of returning - an infection!
See no one in the warehouse early
What am I to do e * your mother!
Tea, cigarette and roll with sausage
Make me time searching for meaning
Paper waste
I would fall asleep and go home
 
Time went by, the call of nature overtook
A toilet appeared before my eyes
However, I could not do business.
The problem is one here every day
Through the smoke of the toilet is not visible guys
Let us smoke where necessary!
 
We are all different, but about the same.
We have been doing our work for a long time
Picked up a cartridge, removed half
Drum, magnet and this spring
I left everything neatly folded
You responsible or just scored
Shake out the next step
Clean the roller with a compressed stream
Toner Hopper - Single Song
Inside, the darkness of additives accumulated in place
Before filling up a new bottle
Be sure of it - not a grain inside
Doze_ sluggish blade - change immediately
Otherwise, catch a wave on a sheet
Squeegee? Properly powder gum!
You can pass the second test without a hitch.
Throw off the magnet shell immediately
You will never meet the pallor of the press
Screwdriver recovery can be scratched.
Or stick, it’s there, look!
Better charge a new roller
Unless of course in the availability thereof
Was the photoreceptor very sawn?
Look a little closer and points
Suddenly be from the edges or in the center
Although it depends on the client specifically
How long does the drum live with him
Put all repairs - the fart will explode
On text and halftone quality
It affects mainly one hundred pounds.
If everything is gut, then the matter is simple.
Powdered, set, twisted that's all!
 
Work is not difficult - attention is important
And you don't let it go
We all, after all, fight for quality together
And perhaps a low salary is not necessary
I am writing these lines and I think boldly
Let's get to work together someday
Guarantees will disappear - customers will trample
We are the best, we know - everyone is running to us!