Вот он, разговорник моей мечты))) РАЗМЕЩЕНИЕ Ничего, если...

Here it is, the phrasebook of my dreams)))

ACCOMMODATION
Nothing if I make a bonfire?
Can I make a fire?

Does breakfast include lunch at your hotel?
Is breakfast included into the lunch in your hotel?

Take care of my horse.
 Take care of my horse.
 
 I would like to live at your place
 I would like to stay at your place.
 
Why did my room change number and there are other people there?
 Why has my room number changed and why are there other people in there?

TRANSPORT
How to go straight?
How do I go straight ahead?

 This grandmother is already dead two stations. This old lady has been dead for two stations already.

Greetings
May I call you Innocent?
Can I call you Innokentiy?

Who are you and what do I need from you?
Who are you and what do I need from you?

Hello earthlings.
Hello Terranes.

ATTRACTIONS
Where is my umbrella? I also want to be a guide.
Where is my umbrella? I want to be a guide too.

Where is the souvenir shop in your crematorium?
Where is the souvenir shop at your crematory?

It was like that when I arrived!
It already was like this when I came!

 This magnificent cathedral (temple, palace) looks like a floating kangaroo.
This magnificent cathedral (temple, palace) looks like a swimming kangaroo.

 I can’t look at it anymore.
 I cannot look at this any longer.
 
PURCHASES
I don’t need this, dissuade me, please.
I do not need this, talk me out of it.

Is this chocolate with foil?
Are you sure this chocolate comes with foil?

ENTERTAINMENT
I don’t know where this dead whore came from in my room.
I have no idea how this dead whore got into my room.

How do I get to the most dangerous quarter in your city?
 How do I get to the most dangerous neighborhood in your town?
 
FOOD AND DRINKS
I can’t eat mushrooms - I promised them.
I can not eat mushrooms - I've promised them.

Have you already spent the tip I gave yesterday?
You have already spent the tip I gave you yesterday?

COMMUNICATIONS
Speak quietly, I still don’t understand you.
Speak softer, I cannot understand you anyway.

Sorry, I don’t speak your barbaric language.
Sorry, I do not speak barbarian.

I’m a laborer at the Philharmonic — I put the tiles on the music.
 I am a handy-man in a philharmonic. I'm setting tile on the music.
 
Does your primitive language have a word for gratitude?
 Does your primitive language have any words of gratitude?

Could you hold my knife briefly?
 Run away from me as fast as you can?

In my family, it is customary to be indulgent towards people like you.
 My family is usually lenient towards people like you.

Let go, I have the right to call an avocado!
 Let me go, I have a right to call my avocado!