С баша. Деду на его юбилей(90 лет) подарили...

From bash.

Grandfather on his anniversary (90 years) was presented with a laptop and taught to use Skype.
Then gathered gathered for his next birthday.
Father teaches:
- Well, how are things with your computer okay?
(And grandfather very rarely uses Skype, almost all the time offline)
- Yes, some crap began to happen. I downloaded the plus library, I start parsing the file for one hundred kilobytes, somewhere in the middle a line is eaten! What's the matter, I can’t understand, even kill!
- An hour, not 65 thousand something there? - asks my schoolboy son.
Grandfather is sitting, thinking. Then he begins to blaspheme the curvatured creator of the library.
And we all sit, listen to them and become frenzied: in a year the old man not only mastered the Internet, he also learned how to program at the very least and is now trying to do freelance tasks, but so far for himself and without a customer.
And in a year I only went to Taiwan ...