Если у тебя нервный тик от фразы "Close...

If you have a nervous tick from the phrase "Close everything! Take a sheet of paper!" - you are in foreign language ..

If for the money spent on a copy machine, you could already buy a car and an apartment, you're in foreign language ..

If your photocopies with someone else’s d / s can heat a 9-story building for 2 years, you’re in foreign language ...

If you have already forgotten the Russian alphabet, but the textbook Gordon Krylova Upstream Golitsinsky know by heart, you are in foreign language ..

If you know how to take a shower, put on makeup, have breakfast, finish German 5 minutes before the exit, you are in foreign language ..

If you have breakfast not with dad and mom, as in childhood, but with Zavyalova and Gordon Krylova and others - you are in foreign language ..

If you went to bed not at 4 in the morning, as usual, but at half past one and rejoice, “Damn, I slept so well ..” - you are in foreign language ..

If you wake up the first week on vacation with the thought "Who would write off PUPR ??" - you are in foreign language ..

If you still remember “do u understand?” (1 year, practical grammar)) .- you are in foreign language ...

If you wrote a term paper, with one eye completing 100 words on home reading, you are in foreign language ..

If for you to come to the university at 10.00 - this is "very early" - then you are in foreign language ..

If you want to shoot yourself not only in the session, you are in foreign language ..