Я начал питаться голубями. Они вкусные и полезные....

I started eating pigeons. They are tasty and healthy. The bark of trees is suitable for seasoning and brewing tea. I have been walking for a long time, I learned a lot of new and interesting things about my city and its architecture. On his birthday he stabbed a cur.
On the balcony, salted sparrows are lying upside down.
I sew my own clothes.
Learned how to weave bast shoes. I wash myself once a month, make a fire in the yard and heat water in buckets. A couple of times managed to catch a fish. I cook the brew and set the kvass. Kombucha is also good. We think with my wife to take a loan for two and buy a bike. The air in the city becomes cleaner, rare cars surprise children. The city is empty. Yesterday I saw a president passing by on
your carriage. We are going to drag the land into the apartment with my wife and plant potatoes. I really want potatoes ... For a long time I did not eat this delicious dish - potatoes .... Boiled potato ... fried ... baked ... They say the president eats potato every day, but my wife and I do not believe it, it sounds really fabulous: potato every day. We look forward to the summer ...

There are no cockroaches at home ... The last one was eaten back in September 2011 ... Mosquitoes are afraid to fly into us, our veins suck them through their proboscis! Migratory birds fly over my city only at an altitude of 12,000 meters, they are afraid lower ... people jump! Toads in the spring croak only sitting deep under water! Rats left the city forever!
Today, for the first time, boiled the laces, if they should be salted, they look like spaghetti (although even the old people don’t remember what spaghetti is ...)

. the ground under the windows is completely dug up by children. over the air they transmitted that the earthworm is an indispensable source of protein. our Sasha yesterday, digging the earth with a scoop in search of worms, caught a mole. made a roast. yummy!
and now in May, the May beetle appeared - we catch and crunch, like seeds in due time. the children themselves made nets in the kindergarten in the classroom. very indispensable thing in the household. though there are not very many bugs this year ((
a neighbor, a bear, was lucky: sorting through old books for kindling, he found 10 bucks in a detective Donetsova. can you imagine ?! Now she can arrange a gorgeous wedding for her daughter. as festive dishes, real sausages have already been announced (half for a person), sugar (they will serve refined dessert), a salad with real sunflower oil, and even (!!) buckwheat caviar! Our Sasha never tried it. when we tell him that “in our time, we ate buckwheat as a cheap side dish,” he does not believe, thinks that he is boasting. we were also invited to the wedding. but how do you go to such a luxurious wedding without a good present? I suggested giving my young dad a leather diplomat, but my wife scolded me, saying that you can make good roast for the new year from it. they decided to confine themselves to a can of squash caviar from mother-in-law's stocks - it’s a pity of course, but you won’t go empty-handed.
on March 8, his wife was given a kilogram of onion. half put on seeds, half put in jars of water, grow green onions, as an additive in a salad of dandelion, nettle and quinoa fits wonderfully.
oh yes, in March we still managed to stake a birch in the courtyard, now we have an excellent birch kvass. if you could see how Sasha rejoices when they pour him with a twist!