Попали три мужика в рай. Встречает их архангел...

Three men got to paradise. Archangel Michael meets them and says: “Well, men, you yourself understand that paradise is not a small place, you need to move around somehow.” “Here you are,” he turns to the first, “how many times did he cheat on his wife?” - Well ... about fifteen times. - You are a Muscovite. And you? “About ten times.” - You Volga. And you? - Not once! - Jeep for you. A week later, men meet. The one on the jeep, sad, sad. - Why are you so sad, your car is so cool! - Yes, I saw my wife ... - And what? - Rollerblading ...