Как-то отравился едой, вызвал скорую. Увезли в больницу...

Somehow he was poisoned by food, called an ambulance. We were taken to a hospital, we are sitting, we fill in the paper with the doctor from the ambulance:
Q: What do you work with?
I am a programmer
...
Q: Is there drug intolerance?
Me not
Q: Does heartburn not torment?
Me: I'm not good at medicine, what are the symptoms?
Q: well, you are a computer programmer, google it!