забавная история))) Малой уже было месяца два или...

funny story)))

Little was already two or three months old, I put her to sleep beside me at night so as not to walk a hundred times a night, my husband wakes up, gets ready to work, wakes me up and says: "Where is the little one?" I open my eyes and I cannot understand how so, I left her here ?! Not in the bed, not in the blanket, the child has disappeared, she is not in the apartment! My husband rushed to the phone to call the police! Is talking:
- Our child is gone !!!!
- When?
- At night!
- How many years?
- Three months! there is silence on the other end ...
- What did you use at night ?!
- I'm not a drinker!
In short, they said they would come!
We sit, I cry and wail, I think I'm crazy, I ask my husband, was I really pregnant and giving birth ?! And then I hear the whimpering of the baby ... I tell my husband, they say, everything, tryndets me, my roof has started! The husband says that two people at once cannot go crazy. He falls on all fours and finds the little one that was sleeping on the bed and fell to the floor, since our carpet is soft and thick and the sofa is low, she did not even wake up, she was spinning at night and somehow twisted under the sofa! As a result, an ambulance arrived, from a psychiatric hospital and cops! Well, there was nothing funny there, of course, my husband wanted to joke a little, but I had to stop him, otherwise they would definitely put him in a fool, and me with him. The doctor neighing, leaving twisted at his temple, called her husband nervous and left. In short, we neighing and weeping and neighing again ... And so, since then we have not lost children ...