Первый урок, английский для начинающих:
"Три ведьмы разглядывают трое часов "Свотч". Какая из ведьм разглядывает какие часы?"
Теперь по английски!
Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watches which swatch watch?
Второй урок, английский для продвинутых учеников:
"Три ведьмы-трансвеститки разглядывают три кнопочки на часах "Свотч".Какая из ведьм-трансвеститок разглядывает какую кнопочку на часах "Свотч"?"
Теперь по английски!
Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?
Третий и последний урок, английский для абсолютных профессионалов:
"Три швейцарских ведьмы-сучки, желающих изменить свой пол, разглядывают три кнопочки на часах "Свотч". Какая из Швейцарских ведьм-сучек, желающих изменить свой пол,разглядывает какую кнопочку на часах "Свотч"?"
Теперь по английски!
Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches, watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch, which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?
А теперь - произнесите последнюю фразу вслух!!
"Три ведьмы разглядывают трое часов "Свотч". Какая из ведьм разглядывает какие часы?"
Теперь по английски!
Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watches which swatch watch?
Второй урок, английский для продвинутых учеников:
"Три ведьмы-трансвеститки разглядывают три кнопочки на часах "Свотч".Какая из ведьм-трансвеститок разглядывает какую кнопочку на часах "Свотч"?"
Теперь по английски!
Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?
Третий и последний урок, английский для абсолютных профессионалов:
"Три швейцарских ведьмы-сучки, желающих изменить свой пол, разглядывают три кнопочки на часах "Свотч". Какая из Швейцарских ведьм-сучек, желающих изменить свой пол,разглядывает какую кнопочку на часах "Свотч"?"
Теперь по английски!
Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches, watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch, which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?
А теперь - произнесите последнюю фразу вслух!!
First lesson, English for beginners:
"Three witches are looking at three Swatch clocks. Which of the witches is looking at which clock?"
Now in English!
Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watches which swatch watch?
Second lesson, English for advanced learners:
"Three transvestite witches are looking at three buttons on the Swatch. Which of the transvestite witches is looking at which button on the Swatch?"
Now in English!
Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?
The third and final lesson, English for Absolute Professionals:
"Three Swiss bitches who want to change their gender are looking at three buttons on a Swatch watch. Which Swiss bitch who wants to change their gender is looking at which button on a Swatch?"
Now in English!
Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches, watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch, which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?
Now - say the last phrase out loud !!
"Three witches are looking at three Swatch clocks. Which of the witches is looking at which clock?"
Now in English!
Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watches which swatch watch?
Second lesson, English for advanced learners:
"Three transvestite witches are looking at three buttons on the Swatch. Which of the transvestite witches is looking at which button on the Swatch?"
Now in English!
Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?
The third and final lesson, English for Absolute Professionals:
"Three Swiss bitches who want to change their gender are looking at three buttons on a Swatch watch. Which Swiss bitch who wants to change their gender is looking at which button on a Swatch?"
Now in English!
Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches, watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch, which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?
Now - say the last phrase out loud !!
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