УЗИ, анализы, врачи, И девять месяцев тревоги, И...

Ultrasound, analyzes, doctors,


And nine months of anxiety


And finally in the winter afternoon
We have met our roads.


And I can't take my eyes off,


And a feeling of happiness and unity


Hurry to fully experience


Holy joy of motherhood!


We're home! God, he's screaming!


Well, where are the books and cheat sheets ?!


Then he doesn't eat ... now he doesn't sleep ...


Husband helps ... out of the bar


On the third day she went to the astral plane,


I don't notice calls and faces


But their hands are on guard, they have an emergency -


Weight gain is noted!


What banquet? Why guests?


Are we a month old? Everyone wants to get together ?!


Now get ready, serve, pour


Remembering to smile!


Your first laugh, wow!


Faster videos and photos!


Well, we were late as always -


Already sobbing to hiccups!


Played all night fighting sleep


We will urgently note everything in the magazine!


We'll sleep sometime later


As they say - in the next world!


Again we have nothing to wear


Although they bought up the bazaar of things!


Where are we growing ?! Stand! Don't you dare!


And they didn't demolish half!


He's eating mashed potatoes! What a success!


Hurry to boast of peers!


But it turned out that everyone


They have been eating barbecue and pizza for a long time!


Our sat down - our peers went,


He got up - they are among the runners!


Save the weekend!


At least catch up with the laggards!


Friends at the cinema, at the stadium,


We have our own Olympiad -


For the baby, a throw under the table,


Rescued slippers are a reward!


Hooray! All difficulties have passed -


Constipation, colic and enemas


But fight again!


Now the pots,


Bruises, teeth and moods!


Is the child a year old ?!


Can not be!


I didn't have time to enjoy!


I'll have to give birth again


Let it happen again.