Первая брачная ночь... Муж и жена абсолютно ничего...

Wedding night ... Husband and
wife absolutely nothing
know ..., the husband calls a friend:
Husband: do you hear what to do then?
Friend: Have you even undressed your wife?
husband: No!
Friend: Well, undress her yourself
take off your clothes.
Husband: everything, section ...
Friend: Is the pine tree worth it?
The husband does not understand, looks in
window ...
Husband: worth it!
Friend: Well, climb on it ..
He goes outside
completely naked and climbs
on the pine
Husband: what's next? ...
Friend: well now swing ...
He sits on a branch
swinging,
swinging ....
Friend: Well, broke it? ...
Husband: no ...
Friend: Well swing
farther...
He sits on a branch
sways, sways,
here the branch falls with a crunch
together with a man ...
Friend: well, broke it? ...
Husband (pretty): broke ...
Friend: is there blood? ...
Husband: yes .... from the ear
Friend: WELL YOU ARE PERFECT, NOT
CALL ME MORE