На днях моя любимая мама снова отчалила на...

The other day, my beloved mother again set off for one of her endless exhibitions, leaving me in the snow mist of this city. Due to my attachment to her and my unstable nervous system, I tend to write a lot of messages to her. Today I decided to document one of them :)

me: ma, got? Listen if you find buy soluble vitamins like our Swiss

me: what a pity that I will not happen there pofotat. Fota herself

i: we have only one turku yes?

ma: i'm in belgium! all is well! kiss.

me: it’s slippery here I’m flying in sneakers here today got out of a taxi and fell into a snowdrift

me: well, how is belgium?

ma: well, it's gone! get drunk

me: ok, well done. Mom, I want to be good! =)

me: who do you drink with?

ma: you are so good. we drink all tusy.

ma well and le meridian! even no slippers!

me: strange, but something sad for me, right now I’ll crawl into the bath and watch a movie. here Vovka drove and stayed in Moscow time?

ma: well, esn-but. Seen senia. NDA not a fountain. the face is nothing, it will come down, courageous, but it is low and it seems to be thick (it was inconvenient to look at)

i: yes you are my weak-sighted bagira ahah

me: class. Mom where a black corset?

ma: corset in the dresser. what class is that? bad luck!

me: ahah yes come on. enjoy bob

I: Anfisa tore the handle from the bag. and carried in the hands. little family

i: can biochemistry teach me to go? interesting

me: in the dresser, in addition to the corset, I found three suits of mine) you are a nasty pig, even if you asked

i: where have you gone?

i: you forgot me (

ma: i work cat

ma: cat there is a black Chanel without brulees 4 thousand euros - cheap - beautiful

me: brulee is boring

me: and generally what for they

me: mom and what are the plans for ng in general? it is necessary to think

me: Ilyukha kind of wanted to tie. but it's not interesting

me: although anywhere you need a company - the most important thing. well, or come to me

i: did you fall asleep there?

i: don't forget about vitamins

I: ma, I have a day of shocks ahaha, I did not say? we went to shoot in the bitter cold bare on the wing of the plane

I: I froze to death, but so well, I just so broke down that I was silent. ha ha ha a lot of emotions

me: now I plan to drink brandy to the girls

me: by the way, do not forget on the way back to buy me a black pencil, a cat

I: God, how sad it is here, so slippery, so cold, how to live here. would rather

I: I found such a beautiful song I listen and cry

i: ma, it will still be good, yes? Well, where are you

i: cat i die now

i: mom, where are you?

the answer comes in the morning

ma: i'm in belgium


I laughed until I lost consciousness

ahahahah, I love my mom = DDD