Японцы решили заменить безличные и бесполезные майкрософтовские сообщения...

The Japanese decided to replace impersonal and useless Microsoft error messages with poetic, haiku-style messages.


Your file was so big

And it must be very useful

But he is no more


The site you are looking for

Impossible to find, but

After all, do not count others


Chaos reigns in the system

Think repent and reboot

Order should be back


The program closes:

Close everything you worked on

You requested too much


Windows NT crashed

And I am her Blue Screen of Death

No one will hear your cries


It worked yesterday

And today does not work

This is Windows ...


White dots passed the screen

And everything was quiet ... how! beautifully burn

These thousand dollar monitors!


You searched and lost everything

And stayed with a lack

My Story File Not Found


The tao you hear

Not a true tao until established

The latest version of the player


Take it easy

Your anger is worth little

Network fell


Hovering turns

Your expensive computer

In a simple stone


Three things are eternal:

Death, taxes and data loss

Guess what happened


You enter the river

But the river does not remain the same ...

This web page is no longer here.


There is not enough memory ...

We want to hug the sky

But we can never


Fill the document again

Which are you looking for ...

Alas, he was wiped


Serious mistake ...

All shortcuts are gone ..

Screen ... memory ... everything is empty