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Every business has a special smell.
The bakery smells of burnt baking.
Butcher smells of rotten meat.
The stove stove smells of carbon monoxide.

The milkman smells of sour cream.
Miners smell like burnt methane.
The newspaperman smells like a dead duck
As a perfume department - a prostitute.

The surgeon smells of unsuccessful anesthesia.
The milkmaid smells of evening manure.
The furrier smells like a torn skin.
Cesspool ... You know how.

The cook smells like cabbage sour.
The sister smells like a medical enema.
Mother-in-law usually smell like pancakes,
Everything at customs is a lot of money.

The party smells like red flags.
The nanny smells like a Haggy diaper.
The shoemaker smells of thick shoe polish
And the tailor carries mothballs.

The carpenter gives slightly turpentine,
And the guard at the corner is a fume.
It smells like a pharmacy stall with aspirin,
A popular singer is cocaine.

The English consul smells like oatmeal,
The school teacher is overwhelmed with valerian.
It smells like a stale soldier's boot.
It smells like hot iron iron.
Smells rheumatic ozokerite.

The amateur fisherman smells of dynamite.
A sprat in a tomato smells like a tourist
Iodine with brilliant green - an athlete-climber.
The priest smells of holy water.

The rabbis smell of kosher food.
The Morse code smells like a radio operator.
And heroin is a smuggler.
Oil spills the smell of a sailor.
Only deputies do not smell in any way.