Последние дни по пути на работу меня упрямо...

The last days on the way to work, I stubbornly tormented by questions:

- all these people temporarily did not "change their shoes" or "canned" cars until spring?

- where is the promised metro unloading via the MCC?

- suddenly we have more students?

- But will this bag in a separate place go all the way to the end? Is it correct to take places in trains for those entering at other stations?

- Is it really possible to become less irritable from the constant violation of the zone of personal space (15-45 cm), into which psychologists, for example, allow only the closest people (parents, husbands / wives, children, pets), and the transport of everyone they meet? How not to get crumpled, breathe, survive in a crush?

- Where did this fume come from in the middle of the week and was it necessary to smoke before entering the car?

- how in such conditions people of short stature or with children go? How to stay on the feet of an elderly person who fell on the "capture of the Winter in the 17th year"?

- Is it possible to safely travel by public transport with 45th foot size, even if my 36th manages to trample repeatedly on the way?

- Is it worth buying a beautiful bag / clothes / shoes if there is nothing left of them after the “funnel effect” on the first day?

- Do I really need work, the path to which causes so many inconveniences?

- Who orders pizza delivery at 9am?

- Will it always travel by car to Moscow and back many times longer?

- Is it possible at rush hour not to lean against the doors that say not to lean?

- Why do people stubbornly wrinkle in the vestibule and do not let anyone into the empty middle of the car? Where is the logic?

- How to help a person who suddenly became ill if you and others are immobilized in every sense?

- is it proper to read the news, say, about the late arrival of the train, from someone else's phone over your shoulder, if you look nowhere else to go?

- Won't we get to the state of Indian trains when people stop getting on wagons and go "as lucky" (something like a photo for a post)?

- and the main one, HOW to maintain a positive attitude and increase your life efficiency in such conditions?

Everyone repeats that in every situation you need to look for and you can find positive points.

Here is my summary:

- it is impossible to fall, at least to the nearest station, as a result, it is possible to sleep standing up;

- receiving a portion of "hugs" - sauna and massage
free and high quality;

- if you are not in the last rows on the platform, you can be sure that compassionate fellow citizens push you into the carriage, no worse than a special person in the Tokyo subway;

- the skill is acquired to move without walking high, because a leg torn off the floor may not find a new place, and it is impossible to ride on one leg;

- you can save the charge on the headphones, listening to the music of the "neighbor", sometimes not bad, as long as the eyes rest from the phone. Sometimes by turning the head you can choose songs from the surround headphones;

- a feeling of rare joy if you managed to sit down or give way to you (the gentlemen on the Russian land have not yet transferred, although they have thinned out);

- Having listened, you can find out among other "water" the latest news;

- the study of a new "language" and not always necessary slang, as well as geography and physiology, to accurately determine the direction and place of whom they sent;

- you can bet on which way the train will come and rejoice when it comes to the first (very important for the return trip);

And what kind of “buns” do you see in this weekday march-throw?