С утра представительница заказчика прибегает и начинает щебетать:...

In the morning, a customer representative comes running and begins to twitter:
- Oh, we’re urgently needed, today’s noon today, will you be in time?
We are trying to explain that we need initial documentation in order to know what and how much. In response:
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What is the source documentation? Dates just a little
- Totally a small adjustment to repair.
Open the trench with a spatula, knock down the plaster with hammers,
a little bit completely ... - And such tweets for 10 minutes. And at the end. -
Only the budgets of the budget are flat, but not large.
Ryzhik silently leaves for himself, stuffs an estimate, passes in an hour, the customer signs and runs away all in happiness.
And now they are calling from the examination and thanks for the uplifting. The estimate looks something like this:
1. An excerpt of the trench with spatulas. Some metrics. Some rubles.
2. Knockback plaster hammers. Just a little bit. Inexpensive.
3. Paint stenochka krasochkoy. A couple of spots. Well, a penny.
Well and so on, according to the tweet, on a hundred lines. In the column "Total": "in the budget should fit."