Ввиду сложившихся жизненных обстоятельств я остался без смартфона,...

In view of the prevailing life circumstances, I was left without a smartphone, but because without communication as without hands, I found Nokia 3310 in the closet and spent a week with her.

1st day.
In the morning he sat looking out the window, the feeling of hopelessness of being did not leave. An hour at the training camp is a lot. Gathered in 15 minutes. Gathered his wife and children. The wife swore, because works at home and does not want to go anywhere.
On the way to work, I found out that there were more than one meal and people around, smiling and saying hello to all the passengers entering the bus. I’m eating alone in my half of the bus, people are afraid to ride next to me.
At work, I did all the work in 4 hours. The boss praised and gave more work. Black and white snake is a cool game, though I had to get used to the need to control the buttons, but motor skills increased.
During dinner I talked to my wife. It turns out we have different problems that need to be addressed.
The children screamed and called for mom, but I persistently did my homework with them. Decimal multiplication is evil. I'm sitting reading a math textbook for grade 4.

2nd day.
Got out of habit an hour before work. Cooked breakfast. The children said that the omelet with sprats is not tasty. Stupid what they understand in cooking.
I found scanwords in the toilet for 2005. I feel like a scholar.
On the bus he smiled and greeted the passengers, people were baptized and moved away.
At work, I did everything in 3 hours. Affects practice. The boss praised at all and gave more work. Colleagues angrily looked and stopped talking to me.
The snake rules. My fingers hurt, like after 5 hours of playing the guitar.
I remembered that I can play the guitar. I decided to practice after dinner. Fingers hurt, as after a snake.
Decimals are multiplied with the speed of a calculator. I see respect in the eyes of children.

3rd day.

I liked the omelet with sausage more than with sprats. It’s strange. I see a feeling of appreciation in the eyes of my wife. Nicely. Tomorrow I will make dumplings with sprats. Know ours.
The conductor on the bus greets like a native. I noticed that people stopped being scared when they greeted them. But the suspiciousness in the gaze remained.
Did all the work in 2 hours. The boss praised and promised to give a prize. Colleagues look with poorly concealed anger.
The snake has eaten up squares and occupies almost the entire screen.
Arriving home, cooked dinner. Navy pasta with sprats. The children ate everything cleaned up. Well done. Strange, the dog lies under the table, cannot move and smells of sprats.
I found a slide projector in the basement and watched fairy tales with the children. The children said that it was some kind of slow cartoon.
My wife asked me to hang a picture. When hammering a nail hit the fingers. Painfully.

4th day

My wife got up an hour earlier than me and cooked breakfast. Strange, sprats are over, you need to buy.
Before going to work, he kissed his wife and hugged the children. Nicely.
The conductor greeted both with an equal. In the eyes of other passengers I saw goodwill. People began to smile and greet back.
At work, I did everything in an hour. What can you do, experience. The boss praised and said that I had outgrown my position. He proposed to become his deputy. Cool.
At the request of his wife, he took a picture, drove a nail, twisted all the sockets, fixed the table, painted the windowsill. The cat that usually sleeps on the windowsill is stuck. Stupid.
Children shouting "Dad" were asked to play with them. He showed how to play stone, scissors, paper. In the second minute he began to lose.

5th day

I took the smartphone from the repair. He deleted all the games, he left only a snake.