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The daily routine of the puppy owner:
Four in the morning:

Wake up from a jab into the chin, grab a paw on the lip, stop a slight biting of the face. To explain that it’s not boring to sleep at all, but it’s very fun and not, we won’t play now. And we will not run.

Seven thirty, the alarm rings:

Group up, survive the jab, bite and victory jig on the bed.
Wipe three puddles, pick up a poop. Give cottage cheese and vitamins. While eating, quickly wash, feed the cat on a window sill, inaccessible to encroachments.
Seven forty five.

Take to the street to try to persuade to pee there. Frighten the janitor, nip the janitor’s barking, select the selected goby, play outdoor games. Deal with the fact that not a fig pee.

Eight in the morning

Take out the shorts in turn from the basket with dirty linen, brush, mascara, a large banknote, the last half chewed. With one hand, play “Take a terrible monster”, the second to be painted. Play Squirt Me Out of Iron for Iron while trying to stroke the shirt. After a little hesitation, play "Take the ironed shirt off a very quick thief." Once again, jump out for a walk and even fix a symbolic popis. Enter a secret turd on arrival, wipe the trampled, change pantyhose. Select dirty tights. Fell down the door, listen to the rally "Where I went, but what about me?" From the other side. Drive to work.
One p.m

Fly into the apartment, give out a ration. While eating, wipe the puddles. Grab a piece of sausage while eating, take it for a walk. Fell down the door, listen to the rally "Where I went, but what about me?" From the other side. Drive to work.

Six with a penny.
Fly into the apartment, get a serving of hugs and kisses. Say goodbye to the next pantyhose, wipe the puddles, take away the bra, feed while eating, gobble up your dinner, find the cat in one of the specially equipped bunkers, feed the cat. Go on a big walk with the secret purpose of exhausting the animal before going to bed. Throw a ball for a couple of hours, play catch-up, pick up twelve cigarette butts, an apple core, a condom. Warmly rejoice in timely bowel movements, carefully examine the consistency and color, using a flashlight.
Nine
Wash your feet, wipe your feet, sadly realize that the game itself is just beginning. Play catch-up, bite, and "Fight a scary monster with wet legs."
Lock yourself with a cat in the toilet, convince the cat that it is safe to shit, despite the measured blows at the door. Open the door, take the cat away, and take him to the shelter.
Select panties, slippers, a bowl, a brush, a cream, a cream to throw it away - it’s bitten anyway. Count milk and new teeth. In the process, grab those very teeth in the nose. Wipe the puddle. Still play. Play again. Try combing the animal. Play "Take away the brush." During the game, collapse, slipping on a puddle. Play "Here you are, a healthy, defeated monster" in a position on its side.
Ten thirty.

Quietly, quietly, without breathing, be touched, this uti-way to a pretty little puppy who sleeps so beautifully as on a calendar, a minor infection, would have struck a pillow.