"Иногда хочется быть такой женщиной-женщиной, Звенеть браслетами, поправлять...

"Sometimes I want to be such a woman-woman,
Ring the bracelets
straighten hair
and they, so that they fall anyway,
fragrance by Guerlain,
fumble the ring
squeak "What a charm!"
eat little in a restaurant,
"I just have a salad."
Do not be shy about the neckline
On the contrary, unfasten
It’s no coincidence
The top button.
Get used to expensive stockings
And buy bras
Only "Lajabi".
Have two lovers
Easy to pull money
“You know - I don’t walk”,
"This coat would suit me" ...
Do not love any of them.
"And then in the coffin
Remember Lansky. "

And sometimes you want to be an intelligent lady,
To sew a long black dress,
Buy a black turtleneck,
About which Tatyana Tolstaya said,
That they are worn by those who
Internally free.
If you smoke, then certainly with a mouthpiece,
And so that it does not look
It's ridiculous.
Sometimes approach the closet
Remove the dictionary from the shelf,
just to REFINE the word,
say into the phone: “I need to finish the article,
the editor called today, "
Talk about smart at the receptions,
And on the chest and in the ears so that
- antique silver
With pink corals
Or turquoise.
So that in the back office
Down the hall
a scientist husband was sitting at a computer,
Love with whom
It would go on forever.
So that everyone speaks
"High relations."
To put a book
on the bedside table
before turning off the lights in the bedroom,
he noticed:
Honey, you look pale
Go to the professor tomorrow
Murmulensky.
Of course.

And sometimes you just have to be
Cold prudent bitch.
And the big boss
So that everyone in the office is pointing
And so they said to the new ones:
She's a cold, calculating bitch
Will go over the corpses.
Well, why so rude?
And why immediately "over the corpses"?
And you, the girl are fired ...

"I think I clearly set the task,"
Call beautiful secretaries
"Fools"
Straight in the eye.

Not because you fools

but because beautiful.
Top management salary
Spend on luxury cosmetics,
And so there are a million gold cards
With crazy discounts ...
Collect contemporary art
Hang it
On the bare walls in the office
And in a huge empty apartment,
Where on the dryer in the kitchen
One cup, one spoon
And two stools
at the bar.
To tell a man:
Miserable loser
That is, no - luuuuuuuser.
Claim that masturbation
- a nationwide cause,
And sleep with the cat
("He is a member of the family!"),
Which feeds the housekeeper.

And sometimes I want to be my own for everyone
To the board.
With a short haircut
And dye your hair, lips and nails orange,
And walk in big green boots
With an indian bag bag
With headphones in my ears
With ropes on the wrist
Be late all the time
Scream in the smoking room:
“I opened such a coffee shop!”,
“Have you tried holotropic breathing?” -
Dump head! "

And so much smoke from the ears.
Choke on impressions
Do not have time to sleep,
Going to goa
In February.
Sitting in the office at the poppy,
Around so that everything is hung
colorful stickers
with reminders: "come up with a gift to Masha",
"Remind Vitka about dinner on Wednesday",
"Buy new skis."
On the desktop to photos of children
In the pool and in the ocean
Portraits of the dog - Labrodor (deceased),
And a bearded man in a strange yellow cap.
To be married all my life
For a classmate
Which in twenty years, imagine
I didn’t throw it away
Not a single forte.
Dee also puts up with all of these
Friends, parties, squandering
And unwashed dishes.
“Will you pick me up at eight?”
"Of course, zaya."

And sometimes I want to shave on the line,
And tie a handkerchief
Wash yourself in the bath with laundry soap,
But smell some
Weed
Wormwood there, or mint.
Learn to pray
Read the lives of the saints,
Keep the posts
Call son Seraphim
Substitute, at least mentally,
the other cheek
"You wanted it. So. Hallelujah.
I'm a hand beating me
- kiss".
Radiate goodwill
And so unstrained so
Shine from the inner harmony.
Bring holy water from the church from the tank
Put it in the refrigerator
And when it’s dreary at heart
Wash her
And advise mothers
What if the child has a fever,
Just sprinkle it
And so that it really helps.

And I really want to go to the waitresses,
Buy false eyelashes,
And complete
Collected works
Daria Dontsova.
Learn to walk in heels
Flirt with visitors
So that they are bigger
Left for tea
Say: but try another “carpaccio”,
It is very wonderful with us.
Go to the cinema,
Save up for a car.

Throw the bartender
Spin with an Italian cook,
Hanging on a board of honor
As a worker who promoted the maximum number of suckers
For expensive French wine
Which they don’t distinguish
From the Crimean.
Drink as much as you want hot chocolate
From the coffee machine
And stop loving the Greek salad.

And what do we have in practice?
So far only
Black turtleneck. "

Polina Sanaeva