THE RULES- Thefemale always makes THE RULES. -...

THE RULES- Thefemale always makes THE RULES.

- THE RULESare subject to change at any time without prior notification.

- No malecan possibly know all THE RULES.

- If thefemale suspects the male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change someor all of THE RULES.

- Thefemale is never wrong.

- If thefemale is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result ofsomething the male did or said wrong.

- The malemust apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.

- Thefemale may change her mind at any time.

- The malemust never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.

- Thefemale has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

- The malemust remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry and/orupset.

- Thefemale must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wantshim to angry and/or upset.

- The maleis expect to read the female mind at all times.

- Thefemale is ready when she is ready.

- The malemust be ready at all times.

- Anyattempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.

- The malewho does not abide by THE RULES lacks backbone and is a wimp.


ПРАВИЛА- Женщины всегда устанавливают ПРАВИЛА.

- ПРАВИЛА могут быть изменены в любой момент и безпредупреждения.

- Ни один мужчина не в состоянии знать все ПРАВИЛА.

- Если женщина подозревает, что мужчина знает все ПРАВИЛА,она должна немедленно изменить все или некоторые из ПРАВИЛ.

- Женщины никогда не ошибаются.

- Если женщина ошиблась, то это лишь вследствиенедопонимания, причиной которого является то что мужчина сделал или сказалчто-то не то.

- Мужчина должен немедленно извиниться за причиненноенедопонимание.

- Женщина может передумать в любой момент.

- Мужчина долженникогда не менять свое мнение без письменного согласия женщины.

- Женщина имеет право рассердиться или расстроиться в любоймомент.

- Мужчина же должен все время оставаться спокойным, кромеслучаев, когда женщина хочет чтобы он рассердился и/или расстроился.

- Женщина ни при каких обстоятельствах не должна даватьзнать мужчине хочет ли она или нет чтобы он рассердился и/или расстроился.

- Ожидается, что мужчина всегда читает мысли женщины.

- Женщина готова, когда она готова.

- Мужчина должен быть всегда готов.

- Любая попытка задокументировать ПРАВИЛА приведет ктелесным повреждениям.

- Мужчина, который не следует ПРАВИЛАМ считаетсябесхребетным слабаком.
THE RULES - Thefemale always makes THE RULES.

- THE RULESare subject to change at any time without prior notification.

- No malecan possibly know all THE RULES.

- If thefemale suspects the male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change someor all of THE RULES.

- Thefemale is never wrong.

- If thefemale is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result ofsomething the male did or said wrong.

- The malemust apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.

- Thefemale may change her mind at any time.

- The malemust never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.

- Thefemale has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

- The malemust remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry and / orupset.

- Thefemale must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wantshim to angry and / or upset.

- The maleis expect to read the female mind at all times.

- Thefemale is ready when she is ready.

- The malemust be ready at all times.

- Anyattempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.

- The malewho does not abide by THE RULES lacks backbone and is a wimp.


RULES- Women always set RULES.

- RULES are subject to change at any time and without warning.

- No man is able to know all the RULES.

- If a woman suspects that the man knows all the RULES, she should immediately change all or some of the RULES.

- Women never make mistakes.

- If a woman was mistaken, then this is only due to a misunderstanding, the reason for which is that the man did or said something was wrong.

- The man should immediately apologize for the misunderstanding.

- A woman can change her mind at any time.

- A man should never change his mind without the written consent of a woman.

- A woman has the right to get angry or upset at any moment.

- A man should always remain calm, except when the woman wants him to get angry and / or upset.

- A woman should under no circumstances let a man know if she wants to or not to make him angry and / or upset.

- It is expected that a man always reads a woman’s thoughts.

- A woman is ready when she is ready.

- A man should always be ready.

- Any attempt to document the RULES will result in bodily harm.

- A man who does not follow the RULES is considered a spineless wimp.
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