Кофееееее! Две чайные ложки кофе с горкой на...

Coffeeee!
Two teaspoons of coffee with a slide on a medium-sized mug, pour cool boiling water, shake violently, drink in one gulp, without sugar, milk, or other girlish nonsense.
If you do not have hot water and there is nowhere to take it, it does not matter. Then you can make coffee of a real programmer.
With a characteristic movement of the jaw, cheeks and tongue, a mouth full of salivating mouth is filled. Put a teaspoon of ground coffee in your mouth. Frown Chew. To utter terrible screams. To die in torment.
Max Fry. "Coffee book."