Это не про тебя)) но жизненно) Если вы...

This is not about you)) but vital)

If you are at your wedding
The operator was called
And the photographer to the same
and leading yet ...

Then feed them all is not necessary -
will cost troglodytes,
You paid them money
Let them feed on them.

Do not even put them chairs,
They do not like to rest -
Well these are robots, not humans!
They have batteries in their belly,
Spare in backpacks.

They are quiet during breaks
Stand in the shade by the wall.
Well, if they fall
From fatigue suddenly,
Come and watch
They are menacingly from top to bottom.
And say: "What is it?
Come on, stand up now!
Why are you here collapsed,
I am paying you money! "

And they, of course, will rise
And they will continue to work.
Don't feed them anyway
Will manage somehow ..
And also in their restaurant
Drive away from outlets
So that they do not charge
Batteries there own

And of course, in the end
Ask to throw Rava
Although you do not need them
All the same let them give

And demand a return
Material right for tomorrow
Because flies
Uncle Nick in a day

If your photographer is in the morning
Obnaglev, climb with a request
"Call when dress
You will start to wear "

You slap slap,
and mom call,
Look, think, damned!
Get out of the room, vulgar !!!

Take care of your eyes.
From photographers garter!
Adore perverts
Fotkat wedding intim!

And still, look, shoes
So as not to take out of the box!
You then wear those shoes.
Suddenly there is not enough of anything!

During the walk, state:
"we have a bride on the palm,
groom us on the bouquet
don't forget to shoot "

Well, if suddenly the photographer
Or can the operator
Refused to remove this
Spit on his back.
Let them take two hundred doubles,
Well, better if three hundred
How do you reach for the bouquet
Tense over the hood

And tell the guests
Who have DSLRs
To the photographer closed
From the classroom review

Because your guests
Shoot cooler if so in a thousand
And the photographer screwed up
Che back nasnimal?

If a visitor came with a brand
Or suddenly a penny has
And the photographer said
At D forty shoot,

Do not forget your brand
Yes, with attached Elk
Before the nose of the poor fellow
Waving left and right

And of course, don't forget
What is photographer's service
There are a maximum of three thousand
In the registry office no longer take!
And after all remove not worse
And they work there quickly
And in the pictures they have sharply
And all are beautiful.
And do not believe you scammers
Themes especially with Mayveda
What do they say creative
You will do with the soul
But you just look
Some of them are all yellow.
Others are not sharp
They can not take a picture
Your money only want.

Well, if your photographer
Nasnimal so that in the background
everything is blurry, all blurred,
well, if close up -
sharp only right eye

Show him pictures
what was shooting aunt galya
there is even a cigarette butt
that lay for 30 meters.
Explain Charlotte -
He does not know how to shoot.