Как-то раз, в Москве проходил слет, чего-то типа...

Once, a rally took place in Moscow, something like deserved teachers, among the huge number of them there were only three peasants. Well, they naturally decided to note this thing. Gathered at one of them in the room and let's celebrate.

Then a hundred-watt lamp burns out in the chandelier. They call grandmother responsible for the lamps, this grandmother changes the light bulb for them, and leaves the burned out on the table. Well, the teachers were already pretty outlined, sitting, bald, here alone, looking at this light bulb, it enlightens the rest that if you put a stubby light bulb in your mouth, then you can’t pull it back out.

A dispute ensues. One of the opponents, a physics teacher, says: “How so ?! I am a candidate of sciences, I declare with all responsibility that if you can put it in, you can pull it out!” They pulled it, pulled it in different ways, it doesn’t work out. Okay, we decided to go to the emergency room.

Caught a taxi, arrived, catch a nurse. "Here - they say - a man with a light bulb in his mouth. What to do?" The nurse thinks: “Into jokes!”, Begins to send them. When they show her the victim, she runs hysterically after the surgeon. He comes, looks and ribs his palms with ribs in the place in which the lower jaw connects to the skull. The physicist’s mouth opens even wider, the bulb protrudes, and the man remains with his mouth open.

The surgeon explains that this is normal, just the muscles were pretty tense, but now, on the contrary, they are very relaxed and will not contract until then, but after three hours you can already try to speak. Well, well-deserved teachers thank the doctor and head back to the hotel in a taxi. A physicist in front, the rest in the back, well, one of the incredulous still does not trust.

Well, the instigator tells him to try it himself, the bulb does not get pulled out. They're coming back. Catch a nurse. They reassure the nurse, send her for a surgeon. She runs in shock after the surgeon. The surgeon laughs for a long time, but pulls out the bulb. Catch a private trader. Go to the hotel. Drove asked: "Che, they say, are you taking morons?" Able to say, “What morons are candidates of sciences and all that, they just put a light bulb in their mouths, but they couldn’t get it out.” Drove does not believe, they convince him, he does not convince, they give him a light bulb, he puts it in his mouth, she does not pull out.

Turn around, go to the emergency room. Catch a nurse. Comfort her and send for the surgeon. The surgeon comes, swears for a long time, carries out the extraction procedure and breaks the light bulb on the table, says: "so as not to happen again." Okay, get in the car again. Grateful drove with an open mouth takes them to the hotel. The car is stopped by a traffic cop. Let's get to the bottom of what’s the matter - three imbeciles and one drunk in the same car. Drove him with gestures trying to explain; The only normal, but pretty tipsy, explains to the policeman what the matter is. He silently goes to his booth. There the lights go out.

The traffic cop comes back, opens the back door and gestures to move. He sits down, a bulb socket sticks out of his mouth. Go to the emergency room. Catch a nurse. With difficulty they bring it to a self-transporting state. She, on unheard feet, heads toward the surgeon's office. From there comes a female cry and roar.

A surgeon comes out with an unnaturally open and non-closing mouth.