Однажды я гулял по лесу, вижу колодец. Подхожу...

Once I walked through the woods, I see a well. I go up to him, go into the elevator, sit on the bike, start the motorcycle, here bam, the conductor comes up to me, and says: `` Aunt, give way '' And I say that I do not smoke. So this child will begin to cry! But I was not taken aback, and as I gave him in the face, he grabs his knee and shouts: `` My back! My back! '' And I think maybe he completely fucked up? I get out of this train, look, the minibus is standing. Well, I come up and say: `` Winston Blue and 0.5 vodka '' Well, she gives me bond and beer, I take this accept and moonshine, and run away from these garbage! So these firemen caught me in an ambulance! Caught up and said: '' You forgot your change! '' Well, I take a kilogram of apples, and go to the market to trade! I bring it, I managed to lay out these bananas, then the grandmother runs up, and buys all the peaches from me, and says that he put everything in a fist! And I think she’s a complete fool, how can I put 20 watermelons in her bag ?! I took the money and went home! I didn’t go to the forest anymore ....... and didn’t touch the mushrooms !!!