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Today, Andreyev and Tonya and I visited an exhibition of sharks at the Artillery Museum. Andreev has long been very passionate about shark being. It even seemed to me that he himself was not averse to becoming a shark. And here is what I composed.

Shark

- You've already seen?
- No. What are you talking about?
- News about molecular modification. For a week everyone has been trumpeting this.
- I do not understand what it means.
- Invented a way to assign to people signs of animals, fish, birds.
- Like this?
- Well, some concentrated substance is implanted into you, and in your body the signs of some animal develop over the course of a year. Depending on the concentration, signs or more or less.
- Wait. Are they mutants?
“Well, why mutants at once?” These are new people. You internally completely remain human, only improve your genome, you can grow wings and fly,
or a huge squirrel tail. People are gaining new opportunities. Here you are, a high-rise installer. And the wings. AND? Or a polar explorer. And the warmest squirrel tail always warms in a dream, will not let you freeze. Cool?
- Wait, is that allowed already? Already have such people?
- Today there will be a big interview with the first winged one.
“Do you understand that this will change the life of all mankind?” There will be new races, new peoples, probably, there will even be wars ...
- That's all yes, the epic of the moment, all the garbage, about this then you read the analytics. I tell you about something else. I decided to become a shark.
- What?
- I want to become a shark.
- Ahahahaha.
“I'm actually serious.” As I am sharing with you, I was counting on a different reaction.
- What are you kidding?
“Do I look like a joker now?”
“Damn, you come to me and bear the devil knows what about winged people and squirrel tails, and then you declare that you will become a shark!” How should I react to this?
“Well, at least listen to me.”
- Pancake. All right, go ahead.
- In general, sharks. You know how I feel about them. Huge sharks, they are strong, scary .... The whole endless world of the ocean will be in my power ...
- So wait, and how are you, completely turn into a shark?
- Listen to me. Actually, yes, I am planning such a modification to be able to go into the ocean for months, and then for years.
- Van, and here in the Leningrad region there is a little ocean, as it were. Are you going to board a plane in the form of a giant shark in Pulkovo, drink Jameson there, and then after passport control dive somewhere into the Indian Ocean?
- Enough. It is not yet clear how now the situation with movements around the world will change. In a year, millions of winged ones will appear. But the fish world, I think, will not be mastered so actively. I will be king there. Do you even imagine the level of steepness of sharks in the oceans? I will hunt for months, watch the most beautiful pirate wrecks, the underwater village of Cousteau, maybe I can find Atlantis. In short, I have already decided everything.
- And how will you look? How will the body change? Are not you afraid?
- Well, I think that now, in general, the aesthetic framework will collapse to please new trends. I don’t really care, well, I’ll have fins, yes, so I’ll become twenty times more, I’ll be strong and powerful.
“You will be a freak.”
- Thank you friend, you always knew how to properly support. No, I don’t think so. I am philosophical about this. The world will change a lot. All people will want to get these or those signs, the framework of the standards of human appearance will be erased. And you really will like me.
“And Tone?” Have you thought about her? What about the children?
- Children will be delighted with the dad of the super-shark, I know them! But Tone already said, at first she was very angry, even cried. And then I reassured her, explained everything, outlined the prospects, and she kind of resigned herself. And even, in my opinion, she began to look at the wings of a hummingbird for herself. Yes, everything will be great, you imagine ...
- I don’t know the old man. I’m a conservative, I can’t accept such things on the move. Aren't you afraid to lose yourself? Here you are a believer. What will the church say to that? You must accept yourself as your God made you. And you, it turns out, are deceiving him. I would even say that this is some kind of vile mockery of nature.
- Oh, Leyes, come on. This is not a mockery, but a path to a happy future. Here we are now nearing the fortieth. Children grow, our bodies become weaker. We work hard all day in offices, carry our assholes in cars, eat all sorts of sweet stuff. I don’t want to live like that anymore. I want to rush along the waters of the globe with the speed of light, watch how the sun's rays through the water column illuminate the coral reefs of such bright colors that you saw only in a dream, watch the jellyfish dancing and enjoy the grandeur and peace of the ocean world. And not in the office, damn it, with these, their mother with cable lines. I have enough accumulations.
“Well, when will all this happen?” Will you warn though?
“I actually just got an injection.” I was introduced everything that is needed to become a shark this morning. I didn’t want to tell you right away, that’s how I let you down.
- Come on? Why didn’t you let you see the last time!
- This will begin to appear within a year, there is a whole huge training manual, what and how, in my new physiology