Не зря ребята во дворе Не любят Вовку-дурачка...

No wonder the guys in the yard
 Do not like Vovka-fool -
He is the year before January
Found a hamster on a construction site ...
The animal from the cold stuck,
Curled up in a little tangle.
Frozen crust black feces
Covered his hamster side.
The boy put on his hat
Half-dead hamster,
Brought home, he poured
A little bit in the saucer cognac.
Hamster and eyebrow did not lead,
Could not crawl to the plate -
After all, in the cold he spent
No less than five days ...
And hamster cold nose
Touched Vova barely breathing:
"Here is a pancake, but he is completely frozen ..."
I thought the boy slowly.
He remembered the school canteen:
To defrost bullish mince
Put it in the microwave ...
So did our Vova.
I slammed the door, pressed the button -
Stirred hamster,
He opened his eyes, raised his head,
Then I heard a click ...
Vova's heart sank,
Then inside as a dolbanet! ..
The boy-to the stove, and on the door ...
Who saw the "fly" - he will understand ...
Kicked ass mom cool
Father shouted: "Sadist! Kill!"
Just a hamster at that moment
Already everything was in x * y.