Отрывок письма одной девушки из Германии подруге в...

A fragment of a letter from a girlfriend from Germany to a friend in Russia. Punctuation, spelling author saved without change. Further from the author: "... I go, it means shopping, I look: the hedgehog is lying on the side. Not in a ball, but on the back, and with its paws up. And the little face is covered in blood: the car must have knocked it out. , foxes, snakes + sometimes even come across deer. I felt sorry for him: I wrapped them up in a newspaper, brought them home. I called Helmut, asking what to do? He told me: take him to the hospital, there is a veterinary department. Okay, I carry. into the office. Meets some Aibolit pumped over: two meters tall, you can sew two sheets from a bathrobe. "Asks, I think for sure: an elk. And count up: I forgot, like a hedgehog in German. Then I looked in the dictionary. Well, I shove him the poor fellow: they say this is what happened, cranky little animal, treat, come on He called himself an elk of hedgehogs. So he turned out to be Aibolit: a crook of a mug, the poor thing almost cried, he rubbed it with tampons, almost licked it, and gave a shot of it. about an hour. Well, to leave somehow dumb - waiting. An hour and a half later this elk crawls out. The scoreboard is mournful, as if I have a relative here that is bent. And it says: it’s nice that you brought the poor creature on time! Trauma, de, very hard: he will live, but he will remain disabled. Now, Liebe fraulein, you can’t take him or even visit him: lomnyak after anesthesia. I am quietly ohrenev from such care. And here begins full am end. Aibolit continues: A couple of days for the patient (nota bene: hedgehog!) Will have to lie in the intensive care unit (for hedgehogs, n + x? !!!), and then you can take it. I probably had on my face it was written: “And the fuck is hedgehog for me at home?! .. He remembers: But maybe this is burdensome and too responsible for you (e-my !!!). Then you can place an animal in a shelter (b + i !!!). If, after all, you decide to shelter him, some bureaucratic formalities will be needed. I understand that you can not laugh: German is sad, like at the funeral of the Fuhrer. Gashu lyby and ask: -A custody agreement (over the hedgehog, e +. +) !!!)? - answers, and also the characteristic from a magistrate. I can barely restrain myself not to roll, I ask. This zoofil seriously answers: - No, the description regarding your family, fraulein. The document should contain information about whether you or your family members were accused of violence against animals (with all my might I drive the image of Helmut, co-habiting roughly with a hedgehog!). In addition, the magistrate must confirm whether you have material and housing conditions sufficient for custody of the animals (are we too poor for a hedgehog, c + ka !!!). I, damn it, still had enough strength to say: they say, I will consult with my loved ones before taking such a crucial step as adopting a hedgehog. And I ask: how much should I for the operation? The answer dodavil me. “Oh, no,” says, “you don't have to! We have a federal program to save animals that have suffered from people. ” And then - check it out: “On the contrary, you will receive a bonus of one hundred euros for timely contacting us. You will send money by postal order (... eight, nine - out !!!). We are grateful for your kindness. Danke Shen, Hutorechzig Fraulein, aufviderzein! ”In general, she went home in complete frenzy, she was no longer laughing. And then something became sad: I remembered our hospital, when my aunt was lying after a heart attack. As food dragged three times a day, linen, dishes; begged to be examined and even anointed with green. As a result, this maxim was born: "It is better to be a hedgehog in Germany than a man in Russia." (the end of the passage letter). Comment of a German citizen: The most interesting is not a joke. In Germany, there is (and, of course, universally executed!) Tax on domestic animals. Hence the complete absence of the homeless.