Всем родившимся мальчикам посвящается.
Мама моя родила меня, сыном,
Но только родила меня ни в чем.
И вот лежал раздетый я - мужчина,
А женщины одетые кругом.
Эх, были б зубы - я бы крепко стиснул.
Слова бы знать - чего-нибудь сказал,
Но нет зубов и слов, и я не пискнул,
Чем очень удивил медперсонал.
Лежу молчу, как куколка в коробке,
Весь красный от обиды и стыда.
Но очень больно шлепнули по попке,
Не выдержал, заплакал я тогда.
Взглянул я на часы у акушерки
И вижу, до обеда долгий срок.
И взвесили меня, и сняли мерку,
А лучше б посадили на горшок.
Мне ярлычок на руку прицепили,
Что в нем, не дали даже прочитать.
Пеленкой туго-натуго скрутили –
Ногой не дрыгнуть, нос не почесать.
Мне толком рассмотреть не дали маму,
Боюсь, подменят, отдадут чужой.
Конечно же, я здесь хороший самый
И спрос, понятно, на меня большой.
В палату отнесли, а там девчонки
И даже, очень многие, не спят.
У некоторых мокрые пеленки,
Но чистый и такой приятный взгляд.
В глазах их столько нежности и ласки,
Но только я представиться хотел –
Суёт мне соску тетя в белой маске.
Так ничего сказать и не успел.
Ох, как же не люблю я соску эту,
Ее мне станут тыкать день и ночь.
Мне сделали молочную диету,
А я бы и борща поесть не прочь.
Я терпеливым был, не корчил рожи
И вот увидел мамочку свою.
Ух, до чего же мамы здесь похожи –
Все в белом, будто ангелы в раю.
И лишь моя - само очарование!
Пришла ко мне любовь, вот чудеса!
И назначать я начал ей свидания
Так часто, через каждых три часа.
И стала жизнь моя подобна чуду,
Судьбой своей доволен я вполне.
Знакомиться я завтра с папой буду;
Его в окно покажет мама мне.
Приятно будет с папой повидаться,
Он очень счастлив, видно по всему.
Посмотрим, как он будет улыбаться,
Когда я ночью спать не дам ему.
All born boys dedicated.
My mom bore me a son
But only gave birth to me in anything.
And here I lay stripped - a man
And women dressed around.
Ah, there were used teeth - I would have squeezed tightly.
Words to know - said something
But there are no teeth and words, and I didn’t squeak,
What is very surprised nurses.
I lie silent like a doll in a box,
All red from insult and shame.
But it painfully slapped on the ass,
Could not resist, I cried then.
I looked at the watch at the midwife
And I see a long time before lunch.
And weighed, and took the measure,
And it would be better planted on the pot.
I have a label attached to the arm,
What is in it, did not even give to read.
Diaper tight natugo twisted -
Do not jerk your foot, do not scratch your nose.
I really did not give consideration to my mother,
I am afraid, they will substitute, they will give a stranger.
Of course, I'm the best here.
And the demand, of course, is great for me.
In the chamber carried, and there girls
And even, very many, do not sleep.
Some have wet diapers,
But clean and so nice looking.
In their eyes so much tenderness and affection,
But only I wanted to introduce myself -
An aunt in a white mask pokes me a pacifier.
So I did not have time to say anything.
Oh, how I do not like this pacifier,
She will begin to poke me day and night.
I made a milk diet
And I would not eat borscht.
I was patient, I didn't make faces
And then I saw my mommy.
Wow, what are the mothers like here -
All in white, like angels in heaven.
And only mine - the very charm!
Love came to me, here are the wonders!
And I started dating her
So often, every three hours.
And my life became like a miracle
I am completely satisfied with my fate.
I'll meet my dad tomorrow;
His mum will show me in the window.
It will be nice to see dad
He is very happy, can be seen throughout.
Let's see how he will smile,
When I sleep at night I will not give him.
My mom bore me a son
But only gave birth to me in anything.
And here I lay stripped - a man
And women dressed around.
Ah, there were used teeth - I would have squeezed tightly.
Words to know - said something
But there are no teeth and words, and I didn’t squeak,
What is very surprised nurses.
I lie silent like a doll in a box,
All red from insult and shame.
But it painfully slapped on the ass,
Could not resist, I cried then.
I looked at the watch at the midwife
And I see a long time before lunch.
And weighed, and took the measure,
And it would be better planted on the pot.
I have a label attached to the arm,
What is in it, did not even give to read.
Diaper tight natugo twisted -
Do not jerk your foot, do not scratch your nose.
I really did not give consideration to my mother,
I am afraid, they will substitute, they will give a stranger.
Of course, I'm the best here.
And the demand, of course, is great for me.
In the chamber carried, and there girls
And even, very many, do not sleep.
Some have wet diapers,
But clean and so nice looking.
In their eyes so much tenderness and affection,
But only I wanted to introduce myself -
An aunt in a white mask pokes me a pacifier.
So I did not have time to say anything.
Oh, how I do not like this pacifier,
She will begin to poke me day and night.
I made a milk diet
And I would not eat borscht.
I was patient, I didn't make faces
And then I saw my mommy.
Wow, what are the mothers like here -
All in white, like angels in heaven.
And only mine - the very charm!
Love came to me, here are the wonders!
And I started dating her
So often, every three hours.
And my life became like a miracle
I am completely satisfied with my fate.
I'll meet my dad tomorrow;
His mum will show me in the window.
It will be nice to see dad
He is very happy, can be seen throughout.
Let's see how he will smile,
When I sleep at night I will not give him.
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