Сходила я давеча на родительское собрание. Трали-вали-гусельки, Вася...

I went to a parent meeting this morning. Tralee-wali-guselka, Vasya, Dusya is .... but Yegor is the only one to whom the teacher has no complaints about Russian and reading. The whole class together turns to me. I blush, coquettishly hide behind my belly and crawl under the desk. Some kind of primitive desire to make excuses - they say, yes, well, that’s how he freaked me out, he loves to read, all people are like people, and mine is .....
After the meeting, my parents quickly pick me up, pinch me in a corner and literally ask the following:
- HOW DO YOU MAKE IT LOVE TO READ?

And here I understand, then this is kirdyk. Because there’s a bunch of aunts under and over 40 and almost with notebooks in their hands, they are waiting for me, youngsters, a detailed master class on the topic “How I made my son love books,” preparing in advance to be horrified by draconian methods. For normal they tried everything and nevermind didn’t work out. And I start to them in all seriousness to try to explain that you can’t make a person make love. No matter what. But they do not understand. After all, my son loves to read? So I managed to get him to ?! The dialogue turned out to be enchanting:
- Well, with him they constantly read. And I, and the husband and grandmothers .... He sees and reads it himself. Full house of books ...
- We also have a full house, my dad still collected the library, books were in short supply then. Three bookcases, even pages not pasted - take it, read it. And we buy all the time - magazines and detective stories ... But he sits in front of the TV!
- And we don’t have a TV ...
-?!
“Absolutely.” We are not looking. We reading.

So primitive people looked at the shaman who had just waved his hands to stop the cave bear. Here he is, a maternal feat! Refuse the TV in the name of the child reading! Go to such terrible hardships !!!

“What are you doing in the evening?”
- We talk, for example ...
- About what? We are discussing what we saw on TV!
- And we - who what happened that day. The books that are read. Even with his menagerie we deal, I embroider ....
- WITHOUT BACKGROUND?!
- No, why - I turn on the music on the computer.
- And the news?
- Internet, radio. Yes, and not really I'm interested in the news, then. They will say the most important things on the radio, and the details of the personal life of the stars are not interesting to me.
- Well, how ... not to know what is happening in the world ...

They are no longer looking at a celestial, but at a dangerous psycho.

- And how is a child without cartoons?
- From a disk, on a computer.
- A multi-part? Our one looked about Spider-Man, right now about some robots ...
“Why do they need him?” He reads books, they are more interesting.
- Well, I don’t know ... How can books be more interesting for a boy than robots ?!

How-how ... what up, damn it!

“But don't you let him into the computer?”
- Why, he has his own.
- And you do not allow to play all day?
- He himself does not want, he is not interested.
- Why?
- The book is more interesting.
- The book could not be more interesting! This is a child !!!

Now, I'm already a echidna mother.

“What is he reading at your place now?”
- Cassil.
- Who ?!
- (almost plaintively) Cassil. Leo ... (well, it can’t be like that !!! well, think about it, you didn’t hear it, it happens ...)
“IS THIS KIND OF ANOTHER HARRY POTTER?”
-?!
- Well, there, Leo Casel and Some Room ....

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA, your mother !!!! Of the 8 people, not one knew who Leo Kassil is !!! NO ONE!!!!!!! I could only plaintively bleed something like: yes, only during the October Revolution ....
(Fanfic - Harry Potter And The Great October Revolution. Voldemort in an armored car grabs a telegraph. Dumbledore wrapped in a machine gun tape. Snape with a mustache on a dashing hippogryph. Hermione with a machine gun and a red scarf. Hagrid in a leather jacket with a faithful and faithful "Guns. Bandit chieftain Lucius Malfoy-Tauride in a hat and vest. Ahhh, shoot me !!!!)."

- And yet - HOW DO YOU MAKE A SON LOVE TO READ ?!
- Well ... do you like reading?
- I DO NOT NEED IT! I HAVE ALREADY FINISHED THE SCHOOL, REPORTING ITS OWN !!!

On that and dispersed. They are home, to the TV, like all normal people. I am home to my son, husband and beasts. In the Stone Age, where there is no TV and there are books. With pasted pages, and not as a prestigious scarce thing.

Taken from the group
PARENTS AND TEACHERS