"Наступила осень, птицы откричали. Вот напьюсь я водки...

“Autumn has come, the birds have shouted. Here I shall get drunk with vodka and fall asleep in sorrow” (c). The idea of ​​the story based on the classics has safely died down, so remember :) * just for the fact that someone kind of entertains my stories * Evening street smoking room, Loo, an unknown southern insect on the wall: "- No, well, don't kill! - If this thing jump on me, I will scream like a woman! " Morning: "Are you so lazy that you eat crackers from a cup?" The economic Anuta, who was making tea in the evenings and awfully lazy Chris, who didn’t always wash the dishes. "- You do not go to wash the creek? - Leen. I have wet wipes! - .. Give me too." "- Yes, she will kill poor Yegorku, she forced him to drink vodka in the heat without a snack! - These are harsh methods of treatment since the time of the geological department." "- I thought for a trip to listen to Magus .. - * about myself: damn intellectuals:) * out loud: - They read unbearably. Gods, when he voiced his aunts, it's just terrible." The whole room in raisins, no respect for dried fruits: "- Get up! - Suuka, stop throwing raisins at me !!" "- You have a cool t-shirt * my girl's got big ass * - Mom bought .. She doesn't know English". When talking about cars and drugs is more interesting than what a crap out of me girl. "- And please settle us in a separate room, otherwise we snore and everyone complains .. // - There is a bear in the next tent!" A day of a hike under a rainstorm, pouring water out of the shoes at the parking lots: “Do you want vodka? No, thank you, I have gin. Is that vodka? Yes, it is not vodka, but water, you are lying! You drink without even wincing!” .. "" - SchA, I will drink vodka .. - And you don’t like me? - After vodka, you are much prettier. " A woman under 100+ kg: "- And I love a lynx! - But I do not think that your horse is delighted .. Go in a step as well." "- Who plays the guitar? - I .. - Well, come on. * Ten minutes of strumming * - Gods, pour him vodka already !! - Tsoi? Or what of the marching classics? - I can play metal .." "Oh, Do you have cigarettes? Three packs ?! We will be friends. " "- Hooray, my gavnodavy finally dried out from the inside! River? Wade? Yes, you are kidding .." And, yes, I advise everyone. The cities are oppressive: with grayness, mud, high-rise buildings that block the sky, lighting, destroying stars (like that guy in Sevastopol: "Why do I not love Moscow? There are no stars visible there"), the number of people, anger on their faces. If you meet a person in the mountains to meet him, he greets you, and gives advice on how to breathe properly when climbing (you can see that the rays of good walking were quite readable on my face, yes). With food there, however, it was crap. Buckwheat with liver patties for breakfast, oh rlly? But what a buzz it was to finally kick some freshly squeezed orange juice in Sochah. "- We have here expensive * with contempt *". Gods, if I’m wearing old shorts with a tattered t-shirt, that doesn’t mean that I don’t have a 15k card with me. Why am I a sociopath? Hzhz. Personally, I only start to believe in people on campaigns. "- You were looking for you there. - Yes, I looked at the sunset ... - You lost yours. - I heard, I heard. - Well, where have you been? We lost you! - :)" "- You will not get to the rock at night! Not far swim out! " Milo the same. And the dolphins were in the sea, though, though, about 10 meters away, the main thing is to swim away (and so that you did not move the boat, yes). "- Well, up the mountain after lunch or sleep? - Spa". "- I here brought out that all people are assholes. Here you remember something and think: what an asshole I was. And so on and on. So all assholes in the space-time continuum as a whole." "- We accelerated on the Land Rover to 200 on the runway. I was so smeared on the backseat, I had never prayed like that in my life." "- Is it far from the waterfalls? The cavalry said, only 20 minutes. - So this is for the locals. Do you really want one? Leave at least the phone so Vitalik will find you later. He loves to look for young girls in local forests in the evenings. // - I managed to dinner! - For dinner, maybe, and your neighbor, we shoved through the window anyway. The whole camp was laughing. - Well, damn) ". It took half a day for them, I ran through the entire gorge in 2 hours (although when it began to get dark, the forest did not end, it was a little funny, yes. + I was not sure that I was going that way in principle). "- Well, where did he go? The contagion will fall down, we won't get there. - There was such a beautiful waterfall there." "- Shout Misha to turn right. - I am an introvert, I can not scream." "- And who is this? - This is our cavalry." In the phrase, it reads "the abstract one, which has the most fucking route." "- I wanted to live in 30k all my life .. - I wanted to get here 3 years already .. - I didn’t plan to go on a hike." "- Where do you get such cool photos from?" My advice to you, to the stump of Turkey, go to Adygea :)