за границей я обычно разговариваю так, и вам...

за границей я обычно разговариваю так, и вам советую:

• Как пройти прямо?
How do I go straight ahead?

• В вашей гостинице завтрак входит в обед?
Is breakfast included into the lunch in your hotel?

• Я хотел бы пожить у вас дома
I would like to stay at your place.

• Почему у моей комнаты сменили номер и там другие люди?
Why has my room number changed and why are there other people in there?

• Эта бабушка уже мертва две станции.
This old lady has been dead for two stations already.

• Могу я называть вас Иннокентий?
Can I call you Innokentiy?

• Кто вы такой и что мне от вас нужно?
Who are you and what do I need from you?

• Где в вашем крематории сувенирная лавка?
Where is the souvenir shop at your crematory?

• Оно так и было, когда я пришел!
It already was like this when I came!

• Мне это не нужно, отговорите меня, пожалуйста.
I do not need this, talk me out of it.

• Этот шоколад точно с фольгой?
Are you sure this chocolate comes with foil?

• Я не знаю, откуда взялась эта мертвая шлюха в моем номере.
I have no idea how this dead whore got into my room.

• Как мне пройти в самый опасный квартал в вашем городе?
How do I get to the most dangerous neighborhood in your town?

• Я не могу есть грибы — я им обещал.
I can not eat mushrooms — I've promised them.

• Вы уже потратили чаевые, которые я давал вчера?
You have already spent the tip I gave you yesterday?

• Говорите тише, я вас все равно не понимаю.
Speak softer, I cannot understand you anyway.

• Извините, я не говорю на вашем варварском языке.
Sorry, I do not speak barbarian.

• В вашем примитивном языке есть слово для обозначения благодарности?
Does your primitive language have any words of gratitude?

• Вы не могли бы недолго подержать мой нож?
Run away from me as fast as you can?

• В моей семье принято относиться снисходительно к таким, как вы.
My family is usually lenient towards people like you.

• Отпустите, у меня есть право на звонок авокадо!
Let me go, I have a right to call my avocado!

• Здравствуйте, земляне.
Hello, Terranes.
abroad, I usually talk like that, and I advise you:

• How to go straight?
How do I go straight ahead?

• Does your hotel have breakfast in the afternoon?
Is breakfast included in your hotel?

• I would like to live in your home
I would like to stay at your place.

• Why did my room change their room and there other people?
Number of people in there?

• This grandmother is already dead two stations.
This old lady has been dead for two stations already.

• Can I call you Innocent?
Can I call you Innokentiy?

• Who are you and what do I need from you?
I need you?

• Where is the souvenir shop in your crematorium?
Where is your souvenir shop at your crematory?

• It was so when I came!
It already was like this when I came!

• I do not need it, please dissuade me.
I do not need this, talk me out of it.

• Is this chocolate exactly with foil?
Are you sure this chocolate comes with foil?

• I do not know where this dead whore in my room came from.
Who’s got into my room.

• How can I get to the most dangerous quarter in your city?
How do I get to your town?

• I can not eat mushrooms - I promised them.
I can not eat mushrooms - I've promised them.

• Have you spent the tips I gave yesterday?
You have already spent the tip.

• Speak more quietly, I still do not understand you.
Speak softer, I can't understand you anyway.

• Sorry, I do not speak your barbaric language.
Sorry, I do not speak barbarian.

• Does your primitive language have a word for gratitude?
Does your primitive language have any words of gratitude?

• Could you hold my knife for a while?
Run away from me as you can?

• In my family, it is customary to take a lenient attitude towards people like you.
My family is usually lenient towards people like you.

• Let go, I have the right to call avocado!
Let me go, I have a right to call my avocado!

• Hello, humans.
Hello, Terranes.
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