После долгого рабочего дня я спустился в метро,...

After a long working day, I went down the subway, got on the train next to a smiling elderly woman, and went inside. The woman peered at my face for a while, and then asked: "Are you studying?" I smiled (just a sign of courtesy - smile in any incomprehensible situation) and answered: "No." And then he returned to the usual sluggish reflection at such an hour. "Do you work?" What else can I do? No really? “I’m working,” I responded and looked more closely at the sudden interlocutor. "You have the face of a student." "Thanks!" Thank you, old lady, at 27 I will take this as a compliment. "And how do you like the job?" It's funny Indeed, do I like her? I turn my hand, and so, they say, and so. "Like, but already managed to get bored." "And where do you work?" “At the rollerdrome. You know, they skate there,” I say, just in case. A cute old lady hunting to entertain herself by talking. Interestingly, she will say about my work. "You have a big office there, probably?" What? Office? This is a rollerdrome! Maybe she does not know what a rollerdrome is? "No, it is. Ice skating is a skating rink. And we are roller skating." The old woman, obviously confused, nods. "So what? Are they paying you money for this?" Ah ha ha ha! "Yeah! We have a roller school, teaching people to roller skate." "Ahhh!" Well, glory to you, gentlemen, it finally came. "Well, you are probably the most important there? Director?" Ept. President, that’s so small. "No, I'm the administrator." "Coach, mean?" "Administrator". I can’t understand what is incomprehensible in the word “administrator”. I’ll just repeat it, suddenly I’ll remember it all the same. "And here I am studying, although I am only 63." Only? What a nice joke. I nod joyfully. So-so, and where, excuse me? ... Has she really entered the university? "Already ten years." A. Some courses. Here the woman is distracted for a second, as the train approaches the next station. “You know, soon there will be a big exhibition, Ozerki metro, house 5. Come. Very interesting! They will tell you everything there. You will find out why people ride skates now.” Oh, not that. These are some sectarians. Should I tell her that I have a higher philosophical? I smile with restraint, and this betrays my skepticism with giblets. “Just kidding, of course,” the woman suddenly adds, looking not at me anymore, but through the window of a stopped train. "You must come!" - a woman says goodbye with feeling, jumping from her place with all the numerous bales. "It will help you! It helps everyone! Even those who live in a communal apartment with ten rooms!" - comes from behind the closing doors.