Я нашел разговорник моей мечты))) РАЗМЕЩЕНИЕ Ничего, если...

Я нашел разговорник моей мечты)))

РАЗМЕЩЕНИЕ
Ничего, если я разведу костер?
Can I make a fire?

В вашей гостинице завтрак входит в обед?
Is breakfast included into the lunch in your hotel?

Позаботьтесь о моей лошади.
Take care of my horse.

Я хотел бы пожить у вас дома
I would like to stay at your place.

Почему у моей комнаты сменили номер и там другие люди?
Why has my room number changed and why are there other people in there?

ТРАНСПОРТ
Как пройти прямо?
How do I go straight ahead?

Эта бабушка уже мертва две станции. This old lady has been dead for two stations already.

ПРИВЕТСТВИЯ
Могу я называть вас Иннокентий?
Can I call you Innokentiy?

Кто вы такой и что мне от вас нужно?
Who are you and what do I need from you?

Здравствуйте, земляне.
Hello, Terranes.

ДОСТОПРИМЕЧАТЕЛЬНОСТИ
Где мой зонт? Я тоже хочу быть гидом.
Where is my umbrella? I want to be a guide too.

Где в вашем крематории сувенирная лавка?
Where is the souvenir shop at your crematory?

Оно так и было, когда я пришел!
It already was like this when I came!

Этот великолепный собор (храм, дворец) похож на плывущего кенгуру.
This magnificent cathedral (temple, palace) looks like a swimming kangaroo.

Я не могу больше на это смотреть.
I cannot look at this any longer.

ПОКУПКИ
Мне это не нужно, отговорите меня, пожалуйста.
I do not need this, talk me out of it.

Этот шоколад точно с фольгой?
Are you sure this chocolate comes with foil?

РАЗВЛЕЧЕНИЯ
Я не знаю, откуда взялась эта мертвая шлюха в моем номере.
I have no idea how this dead whore got into my room.

Как мне пройти в самый опасный квартал в вашем городе?
How do I get to the most dangerous neighborhood in your town?

ЕДА И НАПИТКИ
Я не могу есть грибы — я им обещал.
I can not eat mushrooms — I've promised them.

Вы уже потратили чаевые, которые я давал вчера?
You have already spent the tip I gave you yesterday?

КОММУНИКАЦИИ
Говорите тише, я вас все равно не понимаю.
Speak softer, I cannot understand you anyway.

Извините, я не говорю на вашем варварском языке.
Sorry, I do not speak barbarian.

Я разнорабочий в филармонии—кладу кафель на музыку.
I am a handy-man in a philharmonic. I'm setting tile on the music.

В вашем примитивном языке есть слово для обозначения благодарности?
Does your primitive language have any words of gratitude?

Вы не могли бы недолго подержать мой нож?
Run away from me as fast as you can?

В моей семье принято относиться снисходительно к таким, как вы.
My family is usually lenient towards people like you.
I found a phrasebook of my dreams)))

ACCOMMODATION
Nothing if I make a fire?
Can I make a fire?

Does your hotel have breakfast in the afternoon?
Is breakfast included in your hotel?

Take care of my horse.
Take care of my horse.

I would like to live at your home
I would like to stay at your place.

Why did my room change their room and there other people?
Number of people in there?

TRANSPORT
How to go straight?
How do I go straight ahead?

This grandmother is already dead two stations. This old lady has been dead for two stations already.

Greetings
Can I call you Innokenty?
Can I call you Innokentiy?

Who are you and what do I need from you?
I need you?

Hello, earthlings.
Hello, Terranes.

ATTRACTIONS
Where is my umbrella? I also want to be a guide.
Where is my umbrella? I want to be a guide too.

Where in your crematorium souvenir shop?
Where is your souvenir shop at your crematory?

It was so when I came!
It already was like this when I came!

This magnificent cathedral (temple, palace) looks like a floating kangaroo.
This magnificent cathedral (temple, palace) looks like a swimming kangaroo.

I can't look at it anymore.
I cant look at this any longer.

PURCHASES
I don't need this, please dissuade me.
I do not need this, talk me out of it.

Is this chocolate exactly with foil?
Are you sure this chocolate comes with foil?

ENTERTAINMENT
I don't know where this dead whore in my room came from.
Who’s got into my room.

How do I get to the most dangerous quarter in your city?
How do I get to your town?

FOOD AND BEVERAGES
I can not eat mushrooms - I promised them.
I can not eat mushrooms - I've promised them.

Have you spent the tips I gave yesterday?
You have already spent the tip.

COMMUNICATIONS
Speak up, I don’t understand you anyway.
Speak softer, I can't understand you anyway.

Sorry, I do not speak your barbaric language.
Sorry, I do not speak barbarian.

I am a laborer in a philharmonic society — I put tile on music.
I am a handy-man in a philharmonic. I'm setting tile on the music.

Is there a word in your primitive language for gratitude?
Does your primitive language have any words of gratitude?

Could you hold my knife for a while?
Run away from me as you can?

In my family, it is customary to treat people like you condescendingly.
My family is usually lenient towards people like you.
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