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Jeans didn’t fit on the hips,
Pants are hard to wear
And I said to myself: “Enough,
Stop urgent eating. "

I immediately went on a diet
And sitting on it all day
In the morning I sniffed a cutlet,
In the afternoon I look at the dumpling.

Night, I'm spinning like in the underworld
It's time to sleep
No way so hungry
Do not live to see me in the morning.

I can’t let you die
I’m in my prime for years!
I ate a cake, a raspberry pie,
Olivier and vinaigrette

I ate jellied fish,
Together with soup and borsch,
Pork chop
And then one more

I ate cheese, Russian cheese,
Cervelat two kilos,
I even ate Murkin Whiskas ...
Then morning came up!