агонь ????
Москва. Выход с эскалатора станции Арбатская. Подходит иностранец:
"Извините, это станция Арбатская?" "Excuse me, is it Arbatskaya station?"
"Которая из них?" "Which one of them?"
"Что вы имеете в виду?" "What do you mean?"
"Есть две станции с одним названием на разных ветках" "There are two stations with the same name on different lines"
"Блин" "Fuck"
Чего-то тыкает в телефоне.
"Синя ветка!" "The blue line!"
"Они обе "синие", одна синяя, одна голубая {светло-синяя}" "They are both on blue lines, one is pure blue , another is light blue"
"Что?! Вы издеваетесь?! У вас две долбаных станции с двумя одинаковыми названиями на двух, черт подери, синих ветках?!" "What?! Are you kidding?! You have two fucking stations with two similar names on two goddamn blue lines?!"
"Фактически да" "In fact yes"
"Но как их различать?!" "How one should get the difference?!"
"Вы должны чувствовать их" "You should feel it"
Я ему, разумеется, помог. В конце он отрезал.
"Это безумство. Обама никогда не победит" "It's all insane. Obama will never win"
via alexander.tsypkin
Москва. Выход с эскалатора станции Арбатская. Подходит иностранец:
"Извините, это станция Арбатская?" "Excuse me, is it Arbatskaya station?"
"Которая из них?" "Which one of them?"
"Что вы имеете в виду?" "What do you mean?"
"Есть две станции с одним названием на разных ветках" "There are two stations with the same name on different lines"
"Блин" "Fuck"
Чего-то тыкает в телефоне.
"Синя ветка!" "The blue line!"
"Они обе "синие", одна синяя, одна голубая {светло-синяя}" "They are both on blue lines, one is pure blue , another is light blue"
"Что?! Вы издеваетесь?! У вас две долбаных станции с двумя одинаковыми названиями на двух, черт подери, синих ветках?!" "What?! Are you kidding?! You have two fucking stations with two similar names on two goddamn blue lines?!"
"Фактически да" "In fact yes"
"Но как их различать?!" "How one should get the difference?!"
"Вы должны чувствовать их" "You should feel it"
Я ему, разумеется, помог. В конце он отрезал.
"Это безумство. Обама никогда не победит" "It's all insane. Obama will never win"
via alexander.tsypkin
agony ????
Moscow. Exit from the escalator station Arbatskaya. Suitable foreigner:
"Excuse me, is this Arbat station?" "Excuse me, is it Arbatskaya station?"
"Which one?" "Which one of them?"
"What do you have in mind?" "What do you mean?"
"There are two stations with the same name on different lines"
Damn Fuck
Pokes something on the phone.
"Blue branch!" "The blue line!"
"They are both blue, one blue, one blue {light blue}" "They are both on blue lines, one is pure blue, another is light blue"
"What ?! Are you kidding me ?! You have two fucking stations with two identical names on two damn blue branches ?!" "What ?! Are you kidding ?! You have two fucking stations with two similar names on two goddamn blue lines ?!"
"In fact yes"
"But how to distinguish them ?!" "How one should get the difference ?!"
"You should feel it." "You should feel it."
Of course, I helped him. In the end, he snapped.
"It's crazy. Obama will never win." "It's all insane. Obama will never win."
via alexander.tsypkin
Moscow. Exit from the escalator station Arbatskaya. Suitable foreigner:
"Excuse me, is this Arbat station?" "Excuse me, is it Arbatskaya station?"
"Which one?" "Which one of them?"
"What do you have in mind?" "What do you mean?"
"There are two stations with the same name on different lines"
Damn Fuck
Pokes something on the phone.
"Blue branch!" "The blue line!"
"They are both blue, one blue, one blue {light blue}" "They are both on blue lines, one is pure blue, another is light blue"
"What ?! Are you kidding me ?! You have two fucking stations with two identical names on two damn blue branches ?!" "What ?! Are you kidding ?! You have two fucking stations with two similar names on two goddamn blue lines ?!"
"In fact yes"
"But how to distinguish them ?!" "How one should get the difference ?!"
"You should feel it." "You should feel it."
Of course, I helped him. In the end, he snapped.
"It's crazy. Obama will never win." "It's all insane. Obama will never win."
via alexander.tsypkin
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