Колбасу жена не ест, Мясом не питается. Контролирует...

Sausage wife does not eat
Meat does not eat.
Controls your weight
Lose weight trying.

And where else to lose weight, then?
How long can you starve?
Paul sweeps ... I see a broom
A spouse can not see!

There is, of course, a plus in this:
At once a star can be,
Kohl filmmakers zateyut
Pro Auschwitz film shoot!

Wake up one night
I shuffle about the bed
I can not find a spouse
-- Where are you? My dearest!

Somehow it became ill immediately
Cold sweat stung.
Am I really loose
Somewhere closed the window?

No, all the vents are closed.
Only it is not anywhere!
And maybe in the toilet
Been by need?

And then, when washed off,
That its water flow
In the drainage network sucked?

Looked, cheers, outside
The toilet is closed the door.
It became easier, but not much.
Where to look for her now?

I hear suddenly a rustling in the kitchen,
Like a mouse there lives.
I go, sitting spouse!
And crunches crunches.

All done with the diet!
In the morning I will throw out the scales.
I'll buy you, my dear,
Sala, meat, sausages !!!