- We can’t get married at all. -...

- We can’t get married at all.
- Why not?
- Well, in the first place, I’m not a natural blonde.
- Doesn’t matter.
- I smoke! I smoke all the time!
- I don’t care.
- Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I’ve been living with a saxophone player.
- I forgive you.
- I can never have children!
- We can adopt some.
- But you don’t understand, Osgood! I’m a man!
- Nobody’s perfect.
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