Ввиду сложившихся жизненных обстоятельств я остался без смартфона,...

Due to the current life circumstances, I was left without a smartphone, but since without communication as without hands, I found Nokia 3310 in the closet and spent a week with her.

Day 1.
In the morning I sat looking out the window, the feeling of hopelessness of being did not leave. An hour to get ready for work is a lot. Gathered in 15 minutes. Gathered his wife and children. The wife swore because works from home and does not want to go anywhere.
On the way to work, I found that I was not eating alone and there were people around, smiled and greeted all the passengers entering the bus. I am driving alone in my own half of the bus, people are afraid to ride next to me.
At work, I did all the work in 4 hours. The boss praised and gave more work. Black and white snake is a cool game, although I had to get used to the fact that you need to control the buttons, but the motor skills increased.
During dinner I talked to my wife. It turns out that we have different problems that need to be solved.
The children shouted and called for their mother, but I persistently did my homework with them. Decimal multiplication is evil. I was sitting, reading a mathematics textbook for grade 4.

Day 2.
I got up out of habit an hour before work. Prepared breakfast. The kids said the omelette with sprats was not tasty. Stupid that they know about cooking.
In the toilet I found scanwords for 2005. I feel like an erudite.
On the bus he smiled and greeted the passengers, people crossed themselves and moved away.
At work I did everything in 3 hours. Practice affects. The boss praised in front of everyone and gave more work. My colleagues looked viciously and stopped talking to me.
The snake drives. Fingers hurt like after 5 hours of playing the guitar.
I remembered that I can play the guitar. I decided to practice after dinner. Fingers hurt like after a snake.
Decimal fractions are multiplied at the speed of a calculator. I see respect in the eyes of children.

Day 3.

I liked the omelet with sausage more than with sprats. It's strange. I see a sense of gratitude in my wife's eyes. Nicely. Tomorrow I'll make dumplings with sprats. Know ours.
The conductor on the bus greets like a family. I noticed that people stopped being scared when you greet them. But suspicion remained in her eyes.
Did all the work in 2 hours. The boss praised and promised to give the prize. Colleagues watch with ill-concealed anger.
The snake is full of squares and takes up almost the entire screen.
Arriving home, I prepared dinner. Naval pasta with sprats. The children ate everything clean. Well done. Strange, the dog lies under the table, cannot move and smells of sprats.
I found a slide projector in the basement and watched fairy tales with the children. The children said it was some kind of slow cartoon.
The wife asked to hang the picture. When I hammered in a nail, I hit my fingers. Painfully.

Day 4 th

My wife got up an hour earlier than me and made breakfast. Strange, the sprats are out, you have to buy.
Before going to work, he kissed his wife and hugged the children. Nicely.
The conductor greeted as an equal. I saw goodwill in the looks of other passengers. People began to smile and greet in return.
At work, I did everything in an hour. What can you do, experience. The boss praised and said that I had outgrown my position. He offered to become his deputy. Cool.
At the request of his wife to take a photo, he hammered in a nail, twisted all the sockets, repaired the table, painted the window sill. The cat that usually sleeps on the windowsill is stuck. Silly.
Children shouting "Daddy" asked to play with them. He showed how to play stone, scissors, paper. In the second minute, he began to lose.

Day 5

I took a smartphone from repair. Deleted the fuck all the games, left only the snake
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